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snowdogged

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Yes, you will stay conscious but unfortunately the shock of it will create a temporary paralysis throughout your entire body leaving you unable to move or speak throughout the entire meeting. The crystal ball feels for you.

 

Crystal ball, would you ever lie to me?

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Give it another twenty minutes then yes.

 

Will my heat induced headaches ever go away?

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Give it another twenty minutes then yes.

 

Will my heat induced headaches ever go away?

Yes, immediately after you move to the Antarctica your headaches will miraculously go away.

 

Does Parkay really taste like butter?

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Oh hell no.

 

Will I ever get over my stage fright enough to enter my county fair's talent contest within the next two years?

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Oh hell no.

 

Will I ever get over my stage fright enough to enter my county fair's talent contest within the next two years?

Yes, you will lose your fear of being onstage within the next two years but unfortunately you will still fear audiences. Once again, the crystal ball feels for you.

 

Crystal ball, what is the best thing to use to clean you?

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To clean me, use

  • 1/4 c. rubbing alcohol
  • 1/4 c. white vinegar
  • 1 Tbsp cornstarch
  • 2 c. warm water

 

Crystal ball, will I have a satisfying poop today?

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Odds are good :)

 

In which year will Rush finally hang it up?

The crystal ball will PM you the answer so that Rushgoober does not hijack this thread.

 

Crystal ball, will babycat ever lift the restraining order on me?

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Odds are good :)

 

In which year will Rush finally hang it up?

The crystal ball will PM you the answer so that Rushgoober does not hijack this thread.

 

Crystal ball, will babycat ever lift the restraining order on me?

 

What restraining order..? :o

 

 

Anyhoo, Crystal Ball, why does snowdogged get excited everytime I post these emotes: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay: ..? ;)

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Because he looks like them. (KIDDING)

 

Crystal ball will I ever get to go to another Rush concert before they retire, whenever that may be?

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Not only 1, but 10-15, after you win the lottery and buy an RV to follow them on tour.

 

When will my Cubbies ever win the World Series?

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