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QUOTE (snowdogged @ Sep 22 2012, 09:01 PM)
No, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler on the show The Big Bang Theory will not have coitus; However, the Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Rush Forum will.

I had a question to ask but forgot what it was. What was the question I was going to ask?

Your question was, "Will Babycat ever get the gyst of this game?"

 

Will I lose those extra ten pounds I've gained on my gut during the past year?

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QUOTE (Tombstone Mountain @ Sep 25 2012, 08:41 AM)
Yes, they will import replacement players from the Dominican, who will carry the Stanley Cup to it's new home.

Do the women from "The View" really believe the crap they say?

Yes, they get paid to be stupid.

 

Why does Tombstone Mountain have picture of guys playing disc golf and underneath the picture it says "Disc Golf Rules"but the rules for disc are clearly

not written there?

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Probably because they hadn't thought that far ahead.

 

 

What rookie is going to be better than the 250 million dollar man if the Million Dollar Man is Ted DiBiasi?

 

(I don't think I've thought this one through.........)

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Probably because they hadn't thought that far ahead.

 

 

What rookie is going to be better than the 250 million dollar man if the Million Dollar Man is Ted DiBiasi?

 

(I don't think I've thought this one through.........)

The answer is moot.

 

Are nipples people too?

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Only if the Pope was Jewish

 

Who would most people rather see locked in a trunk, the Kardashians, Justin Bieber, or the Real Housewives of New Jersey?

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Justin Bieber: :musicnote: Love me, love me, say that you love me. Tell me all the things I wanna hear... :musicnote:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

 

 

 

 

Percentage-wise, how likely is it for me to get the hang of this thread?

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.000000000000000000000000000000000001%, but we still LOVE you! :ebert:

 

 

Isn't it hard for Babycat to type without having any fingers and only using her paws?

 

:wub: to the first sentence, and

:LMAO: to the second!

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Why does Tick favour the New York Jets over the New York Giants?

Tick is a masochist.

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There are some things even spiders won't do.

 

Why does snowdogged live in PQ?

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They'll start 80-46, then lose their last 36 in a row.

 

Will Rush put out another studio album in either 2013 or 14?

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Yes, Rush will put out the most brilliant album of their career in mid 2014. Unfortunately, you will suffer a head injury during a bizarre golfing accident just weeks before that has no apparent lasting effects except for the fact that you will no longer like any other music than Justin Bieber.

 

Will laughedatbytime ever stop harassing me about living in Quebec?

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Yes, Rush will put out the most brilliant album of their career in mid 2014. Unfortunately, you will suffer a head injury during a bizarre golfing accident just weeks before that has no apparent lasting effects except for the fact that you will no longer like any other music than Justin Bieber.

 

Will laughedatbytime ever stop harassing me about living in Quebec?

Not until you wise up and get the hell out of there.

 

Will Bieber's plaintive pleas (like at the Billboard Awards last night) to be taken as a serious artist be respected?

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Will Bieber's plaintive pleas (like at the Billboard Awards last night) to be taken as a serious artist be respected?

 

Yes, but only after monkeys fly out of my butt.

 

 

 

Will enough oil be discovered in North Dakota to enable the USA to tell the Middle East to piss off?

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