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As i walk into the arena they take my ticket and they hand me an apology letter for the abomination that was S&A signed by the band

 

Neil will not be using the Big Band music in his solo

 

They will remove the cooking Chickens and replace it with a Beer Pong table

 

Neil grew his Porn Star facial hair back

 

Alex wears his Camel Toe jeans

 

Geddy admits from the stage that S&A was an Abomination

 

The Moon is made of Blue Cheese

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The biggest one of all. The set list will change on a nightly basis. rofl3.gif Can you imagine how much more money they could potentially make from the die hards if nobody knew what songs they were going to pull out from night to night? Edited by presto123
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QUOTE (presto123 @ May 23 2012, 04:02 PM)
The biggest one of all. The set list will change on a nightly basis. rofl3.gif Can you imagine how much more money they could potentially make from the die hards if nobody knew what songs they were going to pull out from night to night?

I would definitely see more than one show if this were the case. Budgets be damned.

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QUOTE (presto123 @ May 23 2012, 04:02 PM)
The biggest one of all. The set list will change on a nightly basis. rofl3.gif Can you imagine how much more money they could potentially make from the die hards if nobody knew what songs they were going to pull out from night to night?

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That's a great one!

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Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

 

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QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 05:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

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I would fly to his city and stand next to Metaldad the whole time if they did that. Just to watch his head explode tongue.gif

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QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 05:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

I would fly to his city and stand next to Metaldad the whole time if they did that. Just to watch his head explode tongue.gif

Don't forget A 10 minute video between every song! And a special 25 minute big band section at the end of the drum solo!

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QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 07:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

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Similar thing will happen to my good friend Goober!

 

However, the set at his concerts will look like this:

 

1st Set - TFE (minus Driven) + RTB (minus Dreamline)

 

2nd Set - Vapor Trails (full album)

 

Encore - Tai Shan / High Water / I Think I'm Going Bald

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QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 05:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

I would fly to his city and stand next to Metaldad the whole time if they did that. Just to watch his head explode tongue.gif

I've actually been seated near metaldad twice during the Time Machine Tour. One time in New Jersey and one time in New York City. Not planned, not expected!

 

I woulda had pieces of metaldad brain all over me if they had played a set like that! laugh.gif

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QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 05:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

I would fly to his city and stand next to Metaldad the whole time if they did that. Just to watch his head explode tongue.gif

laugh.gif

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QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 06:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

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laugh.gif I have no prob with Dog Years

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QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 04:09 PM)
They'll be touring with an orchestra and/or string quartet.

Oh wait... I don't wish for that to be true at all.

Admit it! Secretly, deep down within the bowels of your soul you want this! You want this so bad it hurts. It's boiling like the magma beneath Yellowstone! It's fighting to get escape your fleshy prison like those darling little creatures in Alien.

 

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QUOTE (losingit2k @ May 24 2012, 01:51 PM)
QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 04:09 PM)
They'll be touring with an orchestra and/or string quartet.

Oh wait... I don't wish for that to be true at all.

Admit it! Secretly, deep down within the bowels of your soul you want this! You want this so bad it hurts. It's boiling like the magma beneath Yellowstone! It's fighting to get escape your fleshy prison like those darling little creatures in Alien.

 

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Umm...I'm pretty sure the majority DON'T want it.

 

Rush as a 3-piece is all I need.

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QUOTE (metaldad @ May 24 2012, 01:33 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 06:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

laugh.gif I have no prob with Dog Years

Oh, sorry that's the encore for the rest of the shows. But not your show. wink.gif

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QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 24 2012, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (metaldad @ May 24 2012, 01:33 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 06:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

laugh.gif I have no prob with Dog Years

Oh, sorry that's the encore for the rest of the shows. But not your show. wink.gif

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QUOTE (metaldad @ May 24 2012, 03:45 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 24 2012, 02:42 PM)
QUOTE (metaldad @ May 24 2012, 01:33 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 06:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

laugh.gif I have no prob with Dog Years

Oh, sorry that's the encore for the rest of the shows. But not your show. wink.gif

trink39.gif

laugh.gif trink39.gif

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QUOTE (metaldad @ May 24 2012, 01:31 PM)
QUOTE (danielmclark @ May 23 2012, 06:47 PM)
QUOTE (Tommy Sawyer @ May 23 2012, 05:27 PM)
Rush will play the same setlist every night.... except for the night Metaldad sees them. Then they will play both Snakes and Arrows and Roll the Bones in entirety. Encore: Dog Years + Tai Shan.

biggrin.gif

I would fly to his city and stand next to Metaldad the whole time if they did that. Just to watch his head explode tongue.gif

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I've seen his head explode, its not a pretty thing! scared.gif

 

 

 

 

Oh wait... that was me. huh.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAMN YOU BLUEPOINT!!!! rage.gif

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