Good,bad,andrush Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 11:15 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) In dungeons and dragons I mastered 147 weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I only need one. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Enemy Without Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 11:15 PM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I'm surprised you didn't fit "penis" in there (thats not what she said) because, well you know, just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I only need one. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif Which one??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 04:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) Oh, my... Sure he needs a hug..? *gulp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Jane- Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Jun 6 2011, 12:29 PM) QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 6 2011, 12:24 PM) hugs ilsnowdog, Tick and Sullysue just cause you are all here now. Here I was thinkin I was special. You are "special." The indelible image in my head of you is that picture of you with the "snowstache." Hugs to -Jane- for pulling -Ender-'s head out of his ass regarding Opeth. FINALLY!!! I know that took more than a crowbar to accomplish. And, hugs to -Ender- for being who you are, whoever that is. Ahh thanks! -Ender- gets my hugs all time, but now everybody can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 8 2011, 01:00 AM) QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 AM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Jun 6 2011, 12:29 PM) QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 6 2011, 12:24 PM) hugs ilsnowdog, Tick and Sullysue just cause you are all here now. Here I was thinkin I was special. You are "special." The indelible image in my head of you is that picture of you with the "snowstache." Hugs to -Jane- for pulling -Ender-'s head out of his ass regarding Opeth. FINALLY!!! I know that took more than a crowbar to accomplish. And, hugs to -Ender- for being who you are, whoever that is. Ahh thanks! -Ender- gets my hugs all time, but now everybody can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! and for the ones who needs punches and/or bitch slaps, this Dalek is looking for you: http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/dalek.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 04:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Definitely. How about something exotic in lieu of ribs and the white wine in lieu of beer? Nothing beats being loopy and lightheaded while eating new dishes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janie Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM) I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! Okay. But no tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Good,bad,andrush Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 08:29 AM) QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM) I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! Okay. But no tongue. But I love tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 tongue ftw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circumstantial tree Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM) QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM) I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! Okay. But no tongue. But that's half the fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:22 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I only need one. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif Which one??? pistol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 8 2011, 07:22 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM) QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM) I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! Okay. But no tongue. But that's half the fun! That and the leather..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 9 2011, 09:02 AM) QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 8 2011, 07:22 AM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM) QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM) I have an idea..... http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif Group Hug!!! Okay. But no tongue. But that's half the fun! That and the leather..... And the handcuffs... And the whipped cream... Feathers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 10:26 PM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 04:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Definitely. How about something exotic in lieu of ribs and the white wine in lieu of beer? Nothing beats being loopy and lightheaded while eating new dishes! I'd recommend a JohnnyBlaze southeast Asian Gluttony Tour full of exotic culinary delights. However, I don't think most of the fare matches white wine very well. But you're Janie, you can do whatever you like! http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_5018.jpg http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_5124.jpg http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_4872.jpg When one is already full of meal and drink yet continue full speed into plate and pint, nobody hugs. They just carry you away. http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/IMG_6306.jpg Half an hour later you find the next meal and watering hole. You hug the waitress for the happiness she brings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 9 2011, 10:43 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:22 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I only need one. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif Which one??? pistol. Holy smokes duck-san! I thought that was another one of your madcap polls. I almost voted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 9 2011, 07:23 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 9 2011, 10:43 AM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:22 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM) QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM) QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM) QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM) QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM) QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM) JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say. Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer. Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful. "For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one." -- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66 However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff! A lot of phallic imagery there Duck. Penetration = death JB is also very adept with the following: Dagger Axe (Ge) Lance (Mao) Long Stick Axe (Yue) Halberd (Ji) Single Halberd (Dan Ji) Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang) Snake Spear (She Qiang) Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang) Talon Claw (Zhua) Pen (Bi) Buddha Hand (Fo Shou) Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick) Monk Spade (Chan) Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan) Rake (Pa) Hoe (Chu Tou) Tiger Fork (Hu Cha) Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork) Flying Fork (Fei Cha) Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha) Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao) Long Handled Sword (Da Dao) Kwan Dao Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao) Pu Dao Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao) Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao) Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao) Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang) Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang) Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban) Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang) Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun) Actually I forgot a few... JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao) Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao) Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao) Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao) Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao) Long Broadsword (Zha Dao) Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci) Snake Straight Sword (She Jian) Whip (Bian) Mace (Jian) Hammer (Chui) Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui) Steel Fan (Tie Shan) Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou) Iron Flute (Tie Di) Cymbals (Ba) Iron Ruler (Tie Chi) Crutch (Guai) Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan) Shield (Dun) Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun) Bench (Ban Deng) Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao) Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian) Push Dagger (Chi Shou) Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui) Rope Javelin (Sen Biao) Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui) Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui) Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun) Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun) Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip) Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban) Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua) Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang) Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao) Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian) Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword) Axe (Fu) Sickle (Lian Dao) Hook (Gou) Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou) Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji) Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou) Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun) Iron Ring (Shuo Huan) Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao) Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi) Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi) Emei Piercers (Emei Ci) Horse Halberd (Ma Ji) Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao) Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan) Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian) Flying Knife (Fei Dao) Flying Dart (Fei Biao) Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian) Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu) Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi) Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush) Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui) Bow (Dan Gong) Crossbow (Lu) I only need one. http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif Which one??? pistol. Holy smokes duck-san! I thought that was another one of your madcap polls. I almost voted! What were you gonna vote for? My vote would have to go to the Mandarin Duck Spade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbo Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Hug: anyone who needs one (and thanks, Ryan and Babycat ) I don't hit anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellarJetman Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Punchin' everyone in this thread just 'cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 QUOTE (garbo @ Jun 12 2011, 04:52 AM) Hug: anyone who needs one (and thanks, Ryan and Babycat ) I don't hit anyone. Thanks, garbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 QUOTE (StellarJetman @ Jun 12 2011, 12:27 AM) Punchin' everyone in this thread just 'cause. You obviously need a And, I don't even know who the hell you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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