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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

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Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

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A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

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QUOTE (Good,bad,andrush @ Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 11:15 PM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I only need one.

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 11:15 PM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I'm surprised you didn't fit "penis" in there (thats not what she said) because, well you know, just because.

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QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

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Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I only need one.

 

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif

Which one???

 

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 04:15 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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Oh, my... ohmy.gif Sure he needs a hug..? *gulp*

 

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QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Jun 6 2011, 12:29 PM)
QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 6 2011, 12:24 PM)
hugs ilsnowdog, Tick and Sullysue
just cause you are all here now.

Here I was thinkin I was special. laugh.gif

You are "special." wink.gif The indelible image in my head of you is that picture of you with the "snowstache." hug2.gif

 

Hugs to -Jane- for pulling -Ender-'s head out of his ass regarding Opeth. FINALLY!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif I know that took more than a crowbar to accomplish. hug2.gif

 

And, hugs to -Ender- for being who you are, whoever that is. confused13.gif unsure.gif hug2.gif

Ahh thanks!

 

-Ender- gets my hugs all time, but now everybody can see.

 

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QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 8 2011, 01:00 AM)
QUOTE (sullysue @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 AM)
QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Jun 6 2011, 12:29 PM)
QUOTE (-Jane- @ Jun 6 2011, 12:24 PM)
hugs ilsnowdog, Tick and Sullysue
just cause you are all here now.

Here I was thinkin I was special. laugh.gif

You are "special." wink.gif The indelible image in my head of you is that picture of you with the "snowstache." hug2.gif

 

Hugs to -Jane- for pulling -Ender-'s head out of his ass regarding Opeth. FINALLY!!! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif I know that took more than a crowbar to accomplish. hug2.gif

 

And, hugs to -Ender- for being who you are, whoever that is. confused13.gif unsure.gif hug2.gif

Ahh thanks!

 

-Ender- gets my hugs all time, but now everybody can see.

 

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I have an idea.....

 

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

 

Group Hug!!!

 

and for the ones who needs punches and/or bitch slaps, this Dalek is looking for you:

 

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/dalek.gif

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 04:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Definitely. How about something exotic in lieu of ribs and the white wine in lieu of beer?

 

Nothing beats being loopy and lightheaded while eating new dishes!

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I have an idea.....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

Group Hug!!!

Okay. But no tongue.

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QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 08:29 AM)
QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM)
I have an idea.....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

Group Hug!!!

Okay. But no tongue.

But I love tongue nasty.gif

 

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QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM)
I have an idea.....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

Group Hug!!!

Okay. But no tongue.

But that's half the fun! tongue.gif

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QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:22 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

notworthy.gif

 

 

ph34r.gif

 

cool10.gif

z7shysterical.gif

Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I only need one.

 

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/croatoan84/indiana_jones_lolfail.gif

Which one???

 

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pistol.

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QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 8 2011, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM)
I have an idea.....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

Group Hug!!!

Okay. But no tongue.

But that's half the fun! tongue.gif

yes.gif

 

 

That and the leather..... wink.gif

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QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 9 2011, 09:02 AM)
QUOTE (circumstantial tree @ Jun 8 2011, 07:22 AM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 09:29 AM)
QUOTE (HowItIs @ Jun 8 2011, 01:28 AM)
I have an idea.....

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/laserspray/internet%20stuff/smilies/yellow_smiley_hug.gif

Group Hug!!!

Okay. But no tongue.

But that's half the fun! tongue.gif

yes.gif

 

 

That and the leather..... wink.gif

And the handcuffs... And the whipped cream... Feathers...

 

tongue.gif

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 8 2011, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 04:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Definitely. How about something exotic in lieu of ribs and the white wine in lieu of beer?

 

Nothing beats being loopy and lightheaded while eating new dishes!

 

I'd recommend a JohnnyBlaze southeast Asian Gluttony Tour full of exotic culinary delights. However, I don't think most of the fare matches white wine very well. But you're Janie, you can do whatever you like! trink39.gif

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_5018.jpg

 

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_5124.jpg

 

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/Bali%20redux/IMG_4872.jpg

 

When one is already full of meal and drink yet continue full speed into plate and pint, nobody hugs. They just carry you away.

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c107/andrewq2112/IMG_6306.jpg

 

Half an hour later you find the next meal and watering hole. You hug the waitress for the happiness she brings. trink38.gif

 

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QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 9 2011, 10:43 AM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:22 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:20 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 8 2011, 12:15 AM)
QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:46 PM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE (treeduck @ Jun 7 2011, 10:49 PM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 7 2011, 06:42 AM)
QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jun 7 2011, 11:00 AM)
QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

1022.gif

Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

cool10.gif

A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

ohmy.gif

 

JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

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Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I only need one.

 

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Which one???

 

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Holy smokes duck-san! I thought that was another one of your madcap polls. I almost voted! 1287.gif

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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 9 2011, 07:23 AM)
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QUOTE (Good @ bad,andrush,Jun 7 2011, 10:55 PM)
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QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 6 2011, 09:40 PM)
QUOTE (Janie @ Jun 6 2011, 01:33 PM)
JohnnyBlaze because he's rad and always has interesting things to say.

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Previously I said that I'd break everyone's ribs in a bone-crushing bear hug. For you I'd make the exception...I'd give you baby back ribs and a beer. trink38.gif

Something tells me it would be more than "a" beer.

Your ancient ways have made you as wise as your signature is lustful.

"For there be no such thing as A beer. Brew shall be an ocean's worth or it shall be nonexistent. There is not one."

-- Book of Johnny chapter 6, verse 66

 

However, knowing Janie's preferences, she would be given the option of white wine. trink38.gif

Johnny Blaze is indeed rad he's also BAD with a Dao broadsword, a qiang spear, a jian straight sword and not forgetting a gun staff!

 

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A lot of phallic imagery there Duck.

Penetration = death

 

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JB is also very adept with the following:

 

Dagger Axe (Ge)

Lance (Mao)

Long Stick Axe (Yue)

Halberd (Ji)

Single Halberd (Dan Ji)

Double Headed Spear (Shuang Tou Qiang)

Snake Spear (She Qiang)

Hooked Single Spear (Lian Dao Qiang)

Talon Claw (Zhua)

Pen (Bi)

Buddha Hand (Fo Shou)

Monk Cudgel (Chan Zhang, Zen Stick)

Monk Spade (Chan)

Gold Coin Spade (Jin Qian Chan)

Rake (Pa)

Hoe (Chu Tou)

Tiger Fork (Hu Cha)

Two Teeth Fork (Liang Jian Cha, Two Point Fork or Niu Jiao Cha, Ox Horn Fork)

Flying Fork (Fei Cha)

Dragon Whisker Fork (Long Xu Cha)

Three-Point Double-Blade Sword (San Jian Liang Ren Dao)

Long Handled Sword (Da Dao)

Kwan Dao

Eagle Head Sword (Ying Tao Dao)

Pu Dao

Horse Chopping Sword (Zhan Ma Dao)

Heaven and Earth, Sun and Moon Sword (Qian Kun Ri Yue Dao)

Cicada Wing Sword (Chan Zi Dao)

Heaven Lotus Phoenix Tail (Tian He Feng Wei Tang)

Wolf Spear (Lan Qiang)

Wolf Teeth Club (Lan Ya Ban)

Wolf Teeth Spiked-Trident (Lan Ya Dang)

Lashing Staff (Shao Zi Gun)

 

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Actually I forgot a few...

 

JB is a master of 100 weapons, here's the other 63... ph34r.gif

 

Nine Ring Broadsword (Jiu Huan Dao)

Nine Hook Broadsword (Jiu Gou Dao)

Southern Broadsword (Nan Dao)

Ghost Head Broadsword (Gui Tao Dao)

Swallow Tail Broadsword (Yan Zi Dao)

Long Broadsword (Zha Dao)

Straight Sword Piercer (Jian Ci)

Snake Straight Sword (She Jian)

Whip (Bian)

Mace (Jian)

Hammer (Chui)

Eight Corner Hammer (Ba Ling Chui)

Steel Fan (Tie Shan)

Iron Smoking Pipe (Tie Yan Dou)

Iron Flute (Tie Di)

Cymbals (Ba)

Iron Ruler (Tie Chi)

Crutch (Guai)

Fly Whisk (Fei Mao Dan)

Shield (Dun)

Water Parting Shield (Fen Shui Dun)

Bench (Ban Deng)

Two-Handed Broadsword (Shuang Shou Dao, also Bagua Dao)

Two-handed Straight Sword (Shuang Shou Jian)

Push Dagger (Chi Shou)

Meteor Hammer (Liu Xing Chui)

Rope Javelin (Sen Biao)

Flying Weight (Shuang Tao Fei Chui)

Mother and Son Hammer (Zi Mu Chui)

Three Section Staff (San Jie Gun)

Two Section Staff (Er Jie Gun)

Whip Chain (Qi Jie Bian, Seven Section Whip or Jiu Jie Bian, Nine Section Whip)

Dragon Head Stick (Long Tao Gan Ban)

Double Flying Claw (Shuang Fei Zhua)

Four Section Sickle (Si Jie Tang)

Twin Broadswords (Shuang Dao)

Twin Straight Swords (Shuang Jian)

Butterfly Knives (Hu Die Shuang Dao, Butterfly Double Sword or Niu Er Jin Dao, Ox Ear Sharp Sword)

Axe (Fu)

Sickle (Lian Dao)

Hook (Gou)

Nine Teeth Hook (Jiu Zi Gou)

Twin Halberds (Shuang Shou Ji)

Twin Daggers (Shuang Bi Shou)

Ring (Huan) or Wheel (Lun)

Iron Ring (Shuo Huan)

Deer Antler Knives (Lu Jiao Dao)

Iron Comb (Tie Su Zi)

Iron Chopsticks (Tie Kuai Zi)

Emei Piercers (Emei Ci)

Horse Halberd (Ma Ji)

Unicorn Horn Sword (Lin Jiao Dao)

Mandarin Duck Spade (Yuan Yang Chan)

Asshat Coin (Luohan Qian)

Flying Knife (Fei Dao)

Flying Dart (Fei Biao)

Sleeve Sword (Shu Jian)

Iron Toad (Tie Chan Chu)

Flying Locust Stone (Fei Huang Shi)

Scholar's Brush (Pan Guan Bi or Zhaung Yuan Bi - Judge's Brush or Champion Place Brush)

Wolf Teeth Hammer (Lan Ya Chui)

Bow (Dan Gong)

Crossbow (Lu)

 

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I only need one.

 

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Which one???

 

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pistol.

Holy smokes duck-san! I thought that was another one of your madcap polls. I almost voted! 1287.gif

What were you gonna vote for? ph34r.gif

 

My vote would have to go to the Mandarin Duck Spade!

 

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