Bacon Poll

[nealpert]

QUOTE (Kenneth @ May 15 2011, 09:32 PM)

Take notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxhy-ShsO6g

eewwwwww

 

cooking bacon or anything in microwave is disgusting

 

get rid of your microwave. learn how to cook

[Queen of Megadon]

Available Bacon of course! Because, well, it's available bacon!

[nealpert]

dericious!!!

 

 

of course i use naturary cured bacon and hotdogs to keep it healthy

[The Cat 3]

A Farewell to Bacon, because, let's face it, bacon really isn't good for you!

[SunlightOnChrome]

Truth be told, I like my bacon wrapped with bacon.

Bacon rap???

Oh yeah - Roll the Bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously though, I can't believe no one mentioned Kevin Bacon.

[Good,bad,andrush]

QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 15 2011, 09:46 PM)

A Farewell to Bacon, because, let's face it, bacon really isn't good for you!

http://www.pawsru.org/f/src/f113407_wtf-am-i-reading.jpg

[Good,bad,andrush]

And why the hell is A Farewell To Bacon even an option?

[nealpert]

QUOTE (ReGorLaTroy @ May 15 2011, 09:46 PM)

A Farewell to Bacon, because, let's face it, bacon really isn't good for you!

 

Blasphemy!!

 

http://www.truthaboutabs.com/saturated-fat-is-not-evil.html

 

just buy naturally cured bacon

 

its really refined sugar and carbs that are bad

 

[nealpert]

"Subdibacons"

 

Sprawling on the fringes of the platter

In geometric order

An insulated border

In between the hash browns

And the over easy eggs

 

Growing up bacon seems so one-sided

Breakfast all provided

The future pre-decided

Detached and subdivided

In the food production zone

Nowhere is the vegan or the hippy so alone

 

[Chorus:]

(Subdibacons)

In the high school lunch

In the sunday brunch

The pan must be cast iron

(Subdibacons)

In the basement appetizers

In the backs of snack bars

The pan must be cast iron

Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth

But the vegans have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of bacon

 

Drawn like oprah we drift into the cafe

The timeless old attraction

Cruising for the bacon

Lit up like a big fat guy

Just to taste the greasy salt

 

Some will sell their dreams for bacon desires

Or lose the race to fats

Get caught in bulging slacks

And start to dream of somewhere

To relax their restless flight

Somewhere out of a memory of tasty bacon on quiet nights...

[Tommy Sawyer]

QUOTE (nealpert @ May 15 2011, 11:11 PM)

"Subdibacons" Sprawling on the fringes of the platter In geometric order An insulated border In between the hash browns And the over easy eggs Growing up bacon seems so one-sided Breakfast all provided The future pre-decided Detached and subdivided In the food production zone Nowhere is the vegan or the hippy so alone [Chorus:] (Subdibacons) In the high school lunch In the sunday brunch The pan must be cast iron (Subdibacons) In the basement appetizers In the backs of snack bars The pan must be cast iron Any escape might help to smooth the unattractive truth But the vegans have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of bacon Drawn like oprah we drift into the cafe The timeless old attraction Cruising for the bacon Lit up like a big fat guy Just to taste the greasy salt Some will sell their dreams for bacon desires Or lose the race to fats Get caught in bulging slacks And start to dream of somewhere To relax their restless flight Somewhere out of a memory of tasty bacon on quiet nights...

That is beautiful. The pan must be cast iron

[KenJennings]

WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?!

 

Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good!

 

Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage!

 

By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric!

Edited May 16, 2011 by KenJennings

[nealpert]

QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM)

WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?! Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good! Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage! By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric!

im sure you prefer sausage

 

but keep that stuff to yourself

[1-0-0-1-0-0-1]

QUOTE (nealpert @ May 16 2011, 01:49 AM)

QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM) WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?! Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good! Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage! By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric! im sure you prefer sausage   but keep that stuff to yourself He did say breakfast sausage. That automatically differentiates it from the "sausage" you're obsessing over talking about.

[nealpert]

QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 16 2011, 02:07 AM)

QUOTE (nealpert @ May 16 2011, 01:49 AM) QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM) WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?! Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good! Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage! By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric! im sure you prefer sausage   but keep that stuff to yourself He did say breakfast sausage. That automatically differentiates it from the "sausage" you're obsessing over talking about. After seeing the opening video for time machine tour i dont wanna hear about any kind of sausage

[Weakly Criminal]

Sir Francis

[metaldad]

[metaldad]

QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM)

Bacon's not THAT great.

[D3strukt]

QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM)

WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?! Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good! Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage! By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric!

Shut up.

[Good,bad,andrush]

QUOTE (D3strukt @ May 16 2011, 12:06 PM)

QUOTE (KenJennings @ May 16 2011, 12:34 AM) WHAT IS WITH THE INTERNET BACON OBSESSION!?!?! Everywhere I go, it's bacon this, bacon that! I'm sick of it! Bacon's not THAT great. Sure, it's nice on a cheeseburger, or chopped up on a salad, or with a couple fried eggs; but it's just not THAT good! Hell, I prefer breakfast sausage! By the way, I voted for The Bacon Electric! Shut up. There is so much fail in that the first post I quoted.

[Good,bad,andrush]

2112 strips of bacon.

 

Overture in D bacon

The priests of the temples of bacon

Discovery of bacon

Presentation of bacon

Bacon: the dream

Soliloquy, a final retelling of bacon

Grand bacon

[nealpert]

Bu2eb in the lead!

 

[Lerxster]

Why it isn't 41-0 for Bacon Unlimited I'll never figure out.

[Atomic]

La Bacon Strangiato for sure!

[Silas Lang]

brings home the every time!!

[nealpert]

Bacon unlimited in the lead