Mr. Not Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "No thanks, I can't have Coffee at night.. It keeps me up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's gore-tex. You wish you had this coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 That was the last marble rye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Well, you're as pretty as any of them, you just need a nose job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 QUOTE (troutman @ Feb 10 2011, 10:36 PM) Assman http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/loizboy/plate1.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You gotta help me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 QUOTE (ghostworks @ Feb 14 2011, 12:03 PM) "Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You gotta help me!" Who is thiiiis???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 George: Did you see what just happened? Jerry: Well, that all depends. . . George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? Jerry: Yeah, so? George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. I bought the big salad. Jerry: Is that a fact? George: Yes it is. She just took credit for my salad. That's not right. Jerry: No it isn't. George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Jerry: Yes you did. George: You think she should have said something? Jerry: She could have. George: Oh, I know. Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if they knew it. Jerry: Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 PETERMAN: Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? ELAINE: Uh, I guess I hadn't... PETERMAN: Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 [uPDATE] this thread has grown to eight pages in six days [uPDATE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Mrs. O: It's my goiter, isn't it? Elaine: Did you say goiter? What goiter? Mrs. O: This football-shaped lump jutting out the side of my neck. Elaine: Oh, *that* goiter. Hey... Heh heh heh... Whaddya know... Mrs. O: Does it bother you? Elaine: Bother me? Oh, phhbt... Why would a little goiter like that bother me? No, not a bit. It's nothing. It's nothin', it's um, in fact, it's um, it's very distinctive, y'know? Um, I mean you want to know something? I, I wish I had one. [pause] Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 QUOTE (ghostworks @ Feb 14 2011, 01:03 PM) "Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You gotta help me!" That made me think of this one: (on Jerry's answering machine) "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Trivia: Jerry Seinfeld is left handed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or i'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, i'm not home. Edited February 14, 2011 by J2112YYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash? ... But if you think about it...26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think eventually an entire team would get wiped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 QUOTE (Lost In Xanadu @ Feb 14 2011, 01:07 PM) QUOTE (ghostworks @ Feb 14 2011, 12:03 PM) "Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You gotta help me!" Who is thiiiis???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Show Don't Tell Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing, and never will. What does that make me? And I'm not here just defending myself but all those pickers out there who've been caught. Each and every one of them, who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of people like you! Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! ... I AM NOT AN ANIMAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Not that it was that nice of a jacket. I mean it didn't fit him that well. To me there's just something about a monster in a blazer. It shows at least he's making an effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR?!?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand-- no hand at all. She has the hand; I have no hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostworks Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Feb 14 2011, 02:33 PM) QUOTE (ghostworks @ Feb 14 2011, 01:03 PM) "Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You gotta help me!" That made me think of this one: (on Jerry's answering machine) "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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