lerxt1990 Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ria37d9mInY Believe it or George isnt a home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out or Id pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, Im not home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 "I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?" "Who said that?" "She did." "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) you're my shmoopie nooo you're myyyy shmoopie Edited February 28, 2011 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 You know, I've been thinking.. I cannot envision any circumstances in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 GIVE ME THE RYE YOU OLD BAG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMCXII Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 ...maybe you could give me YOUR HOME phone number and I'll call YOU when it's convenient for ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 QUOTE (MMCXII @ Feb 28 2011, 04:50 PM) GIVE ME THE RYE YOU OLD BAG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 28, 2011 Share Posted February 28, 2011 (edited) Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. You can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? Do you? Edited February 28, 2011 by J2112YYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 MORTY: Say those are some nice pants. I got a pair just like them at home. KRAMER: Well uh that doesn't surprise me, ya i bought these at Rudy's. It's a used clothing store. See when people like you die, the widows they bring in their wardrobes, they make a bundle. GEORGE: Really? My father has a ton of old clothes just sitting up in the attic, y-you think they're worth something? KRAMER: Ya if they're vintage, and you're a widow. GEORGE: What happens if the husband dies after the wife, who brings in the clothing in then? KRAMER: Well I suppose the children do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 Jerry: 'Cause I'm an idiot! You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect, I'm a much bigger idiot than you are. GEORGE: Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Those aren't for New Year's...those are my everyday balloons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Hi Jug-dish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khan Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 ELAINE: Anyway, this guy gave me an open-lip kiss. JERRY: So? ELAINE: So? We've always just kind've pecked. This one had a totally different dynamic. JERRY: Really. ELAINE: Yeah. I mean, his upper lip landed flush on my upper lip. But his lower lip landed well below my rim. JERRY: Moisture? ELAINE: Yeah. Definite moisture. JERRY: That's an open-lip kiss, alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 oh so he's a close talker huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 he's a sidler huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 GEORGE: Well, I'm doing it, Jerry. I'm buying the Frogger machine. Now the torch will burn forever. JERRY: Fabulous. See, now you're really do something. GEORGE: So, you want to come down to Mario's Pizza with me and help me pick up the Frogger? JERRY: Hey, how you gonna keep the machine plugged in while you move it? GEORGE: What? JERRY: Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased. GEORGE: You're right. Why must there always be a problem? You'd think just once I could get a break. God knows I earned it with that score! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Is it a clockwise swirl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 9 2011, 02:17 PM) Is it a clockwise swirl? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA or a knuckle? LMMFAO!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 He uses a pinch instead of the swirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 ESTELLE: Kramer stopped short with me! Frank: HE STOPPED SHORT? that's MY move! HE STOLE MY MOVE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I can't believe it...the Yankees gave me 3 months severance pay...IT'S THE SUMMER OF GEORGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 We missed you at the get well party. Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum. It's benign, but ooh still a bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "You may think you're an idiot, but with all due respect I'm a much bigger idiot than you" "Please, don't insult me my friend, remember who you're talking to.. No one's a bigger idiot than me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 The Apartment.. S2E5, probably the funniest Seinfeld episode. The Soup Nazi and The Contest are overrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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