lerxt1990 Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 "Theres lobster in those eggs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Alright, now you're gonna see some parallel parking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 My name is Bill, I might be the last person you ever see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Whompus Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Hello Jerry Hello Newman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 (edited) There I was on the road to Bangkok, destitute, dying of thirst, down to my last morsel of ping yang bread. A solitary cockatiel flying overhead derisively calling out as if to mock me. Or was it a toucan? I couldn't tell the sun was blinding me like a thousand searchlights all at once. It was then I remembered I had my J Peterman extended UVA and UVB sunshades slung around my neck. So light so durable so functional so stylish. Only in our catalog $199.95 Edited February 12, 2011 by BeOhBe Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 "You are starting to make me angry!" George: "Well... That was bound to happen.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 George: "I need to talk to Jerry privately" Kramer: "Oooh... What about?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 12, 2011 Author Share Posted February 12, 2011 I can detect the least bit of human suffering. Are you detecting anything now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I'm telling you the pigman is alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 I am dying to bespoil this thread by posting the link to the story about Elaine pulling a train consisting of the entire male cast of Seinfeld, but I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 QUOTE (Mara @ Feb 12 2011, 05:22 PM) I am dying to bespoil this thread by posting the link to the story about Elaine pulling a train consisting of the entire male cast of Seinfeld, but I won't. Hello, MMMMMara....  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 13, 2011 Author Share Posted February 13, 2011 "Hello, is Elaine home?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Ah, Jerry! Tonight you in-a for a reala treat. I'ma personnally gonna to prepare the dinner fora you anda my Audrey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 There's a clothing store downtown. They got a mannequin in there that looks exactly like Elaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Feb 12 2011, 08:23 PM)"Hello, is Elaine home?" "Elaine! Hello! You look scrumptous!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I thought you were black  I thought you were Hispanic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 My boyfriend's name is Joel mdfsdfsjsfv Sorry what was that? JOEL RIFKIN OKAY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 The Dingo ate your baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troutman Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 David Puddy.. High five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) George: Â "Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?"Â Elaine: Â "We don't walk that fast"Â George: Â "No seriously"Â Elaine: Â "Seriously, we don't"Â George: Â "The better looking they are, the faster they go! I mean, I see them out there on the street, they're zooming around, like a blur. Like they have a motor on their ass." Edited February 14, 2011 by J2112YYZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted February 14, 2011 Author Share Posted February 14, 2011 I know what a reservation is. No, you dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theredtamasrule Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 QUOTE (Mara @ Feb 12 2011, 05:22 PM)I am dying to bespoil this thread by posting the link to the story about Elaine pulling a train consisting of the entire male cast of Seinfeld, but I won't. Elaine: Hello Newman...you got your Trojans? Newman: Well hello Seinfeld's female accomplice. Of course I have my prophylactics. Kramer...* wow!!!! * I'm in Jerry.....oh boyy am I in!! Jerry: Ok, ok, ok relax you bunch of horndogs. What is the deal with New York Gangbang weirdos? George: Jerr...so...do I...you know....get to..."do it" with Elaine? You know I gotta take my shirt off for a gangbang right?  Jerry: Yes, yes I know...I've been walking around for days with a mustache and a robe carrying lotions around just in case.....I don't know if I can handle this....it's too much PRESSURE!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Sorry Miss you're gonna hafta take the hat awf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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