OriginalFan Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Dec 17 2007, 01:28 PM)http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/133209.jpg Na Those women look too damn cheery. Cultural blackmail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/a135276.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sullysue Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 27 2007, 09:57 AM) Dating Vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot. When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked. When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay. When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets. When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together. When you are married ....You wonder who will die first. When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is. When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area. When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood." When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends. When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away. When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things. When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare. When you are dating..... He calls you by name. When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She I HAD to bump this. Too damned funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iluvgeddy05 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 (edited) QUOTE http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/135924.jpg     Reminds me of this girl: http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/iluvgeddy/skinny-1.jpg  Yes, that was a real, semi-breathing model from the Fall Fashion Week in NYC.  Horrifying and disgusting Edited March 12, 2008 by iluvgeddy05 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullysue Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ Mar 12 2008, 11:29 AM) http://s4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/iluvgeddy/skinny-1.jpg Yes, that was a real, semi-breathing model from the Fall Fashion Week in NYC. Horrifying and disgusting That is awful. Can you imagine what this poor girl must look like in person, given that the camera makes one look a little heavier? It makes me sad just looking at her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/8803.jpg "MULTI-TASKING" FOR A WOMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 LIFE ON A SINGLE SHEET OF TPÂ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/136360.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jaye Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ May 28 2008, 04:18 PM)http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/138338.jpg  That reminds me, I must find that Good Wife's Guide from the '50s my sister had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ May 28 2008, 10:18 AM) http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/138338.jpg Boy, how things have changed. By this guy's standards, I would be burn-her-at-the-stake material. I cannot remember the last time I wore hose. And no one has ever described my sense of humor as "jolly and gay". I definitely have one, but "sarcastic and smartassed" fits better, something I imagine the good doctor would disapprove of. And my response would be to cram his list so far up his arse it would come out of his nostrils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Baby Hermaphrodite A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child..." The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "Whats wrong with it?"  The doctor says, "Theres nothing really wrong with it, its just a little different! Its a hermaphrodite."  The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, whats that?"  The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."  The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis AND a brain?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 The Good Wife's Guide, 1955 -Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed. -Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. -Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it. -Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables. -Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction. -Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet. -Be happy to see him. -Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. -Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours. -Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax. -Your goal: To try and make sure your home is a place of peace, order, and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit. -Don't greet him with complaints and problems. -Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. -Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice. -Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. -A good wife always knows her place.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 The Blonde and Her Expensive Double-pane Windows  Last year she replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind.  Yesterday, she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them yet.  Now just because she's blonde doesn't mean that she is automatically stupid. So she told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told her last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!  Helllooooo!' she told him, 'It's been a year!'  There was only silence at the other end of the line, so she finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made her. Bet he won't underestimate her intelligence again!   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Aug 13 2008, 07:52 AM) The Blonde and Her Expensive Double-pane Windows Last year she replaced all the windows in her house with those expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, she got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and she hadn't paid for them yet. Now just because she's blonde doesn't mean that she is automatically stupid. So she told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told her last year. Namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo!' she told him, 'It's been a year!' There was only silence at the other end of the line, so she finally just hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made her. Bet he won't underestimate her intelligence again! Â That's a good one, Cygnus! Â Hmmmm, if only something like that would work for me thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daylin Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Aug 15 2008, 11:06 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/Johnson-And-R_article_large.jpg Oh my!  Cygnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daylin Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Aug 26 2008, 09:12 AM) http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/142022.jpg   Hiya, Cygnus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 http://www.strangebusiness.com/images/content/142020.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Aug 27 2008, 02:41 PM) http://www.strangebusiness.com/images/content/142020.jpg That bottle feeding will guarantee a good belch  Cygnus! Your sig! That little kitten looks just like a little one that comes around my house. I named him, Thomas I feed him! I'm trying to find this guy a home. Cygnus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ladirushfan80 Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 12 2008, 11:12 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/motivational_kids.jpg     Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 12 2008, 10:12 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/motivational_kids.jpg Sick, but it's funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Dumbest woman alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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