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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 27 2007, 09:57 AM)
Dating Vs Marriage


When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.

When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She

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Today's Anniversaries

9 members are celebrating their anniversary today

xaq88(3), Snow Dog(3), Gwmack(3), rushisaguysband(3), MJG(3), rushme(1), gilmoure93(2), alanonion(2), alvadani(2)

 

 

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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.

 

Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.

 

Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 8 2007, 07:29 AM)
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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 8 2007, 08:29 AM)
http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130963.jpg

Damn!!!! Wish I could use this in class!!!! z7shysterical.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif

 

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Dinner Date

A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their

waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly

noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the

table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

 

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of

sight under the table.

 

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,

apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

 

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table

and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just

slid under the table.

 

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just

walked in the door."

 

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 2 2007, 09:13 AM)
Dinner Date
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly
noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table
and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table.

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just
walked in the door."

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 2 2007, 02:13 PM)
Dinner Date
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their
waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly
noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of
sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table
and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just
slid under the table.

The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just
walked in the door."

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QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 6 2007, 02:52 PM)
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TOO CUTE!!!!! This is how we keep men in check!!!

 

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I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel !

 

 

 

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need......

 

Have a nice day & hope to see you soon,

 

Frankie

 

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QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:11 PM)
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel !



You may pass this on to those you feel are in need......

Have a nice day & hope to see you soon,

Frankie

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QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:11 PM)
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel !



You may pass this on to those you feel are in need......

Have a nice day & hope to see you soon,

Frankie

Holy crap!!! I don't think I'd ever walk again!!! Toooooooo much!!!

 

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QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 03:11 PM)
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel !



You may pass this on to those you feel are in need......

Have a nice day & hope to see you soon,

Frankie

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