iluvgeddy05 Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 27 2007, 10:57 AM) When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together. When you are married ....You wonder who will die first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Sep 27 2007, 09:57 AM) Dating Vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot. When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked. When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay. When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets. When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together. When you are married ....You wonder who will die first. When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is. When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area. When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood." When you are married ....He says "It's your job." When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends. When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away. When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things. When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare. When you are dating..... He calls you by name. When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Today's Anniversaries 9 members are celebrating their anniversary today xaq88(3), Snow Dog(3), Gwmack(3), rushisaguysband(3), MJG(3), rushme(1), gilmoure93(2), alanonion(2), alvadani(2) Â Â ? i've never seen this person post. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Â Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Â Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ^^^^^ Â Â Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130963.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 8 2007, 08:29 AM) http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130963.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady April Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 8 2007, 07:29 AM) http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130963.jpg Dam, I wouldn't have EVER thought of that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Oct 8 2007, 08:29 AM) http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/130963.jpg Damn!!!! Wish I could use this in class!!!! Â Hare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnus Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Dinner Date A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table. The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arleen2112 Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 2 2007, 09:13 AM) Dinner Date A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table. The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door." Â Busted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edie Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 2 2007, 02:13 PM) Dinner Date A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away) suddenly noticed that the man was slowing sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table. The woman calmly looked up at her and replied, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Daylin Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 6 2007, 12:52 PM) http://images.ucomics.com/comics/nq/2007/nq071106.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 6 2007, 02:52 PM) http://images.ucomics.com/comics/nq/2007/nq071106.gif TOO CUTE!!!!! This is how we keep men in check!!!  Hare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie7 Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel !    You may pass this on to those you feel are in need......  Have a nice day & hope to see you soon, Frankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlswing Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:11 PM) I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel ! You may pass this on to those you feel are in need...... Have a nice day & hope to see you soon, Frankie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise and Hare Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 05:11 PM) I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel ! You may pass this on to those you feel are in need...... Have a nice day & hope to see you soon, Frankie Holy crap!!! I don't think I'd ever walk again!!! Toooooooo much!!!  Hare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 13 2007, 03:11 PM) I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me... and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.......the article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Tia Maria, my Prozac, some valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel ! You may pass this on to those you feel are in need...... Have a nice day & hope to see you soon, Frankie THANK YOU! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 This is Why it's Women and Children First MR. CHIVALRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wickedgail Posted November 15, 2007 Share Posted November 15, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Nov 15 2007, 02:01 PM) This is Why it's Women and Children First MR. CHIVALRY Â NOW WHERE DO I FIND A GUY LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!111Â Â gAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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