porthleven's rose Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 QUOTE (Daylin @ Feb 6 2007, 04:05 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 6 2007, 02:59 PM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/621e114608536ca190b6b5f2531b6b93c9e.jpg been there-done it-got the t-shirt!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/47599ef32aa66da6ce5771bcd716b46abf0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 8 2007, 07:44 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/47599ef32aa66da6ce5771bcd716b46abf0.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 7 2007, 10:21 AM) QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 7 2007, 10:15 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 7 2007, 09:54 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/c9e98efe6ca2459af695263323cc75f28e3.jpg What else can be said Not a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/pup.jpg We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends! You Smile, I Smile ... You Hurt, I Hurt . You Cry, I Cry .. You Jump Off A Bridge .  I Gonna Miss Your Posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
different strings Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 12 2007, 01:30 PM) http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/pup.jpg We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends! You Smile, I Smile ... You Hurt, I Hurt . You Cry, I Cry .. You Jump Off A Bridge . I Gonna Miss Your Posts That is really cute Roli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 QUOTE (different strings @ Feb 12 2007, 05:07 AM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Feb 12 2007, 01:30 PM) http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/RolindaBonz/pup.jpg We Is Friends! Me And You Is Friends! You Smile, I Smile ... You Hurt, I Hurt . You Cry, I Cry .. You Jump Off A Bridge . I Gonna Miss Your Posts That is really cute Roli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I don't like dogs but they are gorgeous  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddy Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 QUOTE (blonde77th @ Feb 7 2007, 11:21 AM) QUOTE (owlswing @ Feb 7 2007, 10:15 AM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 7 2007, 09:54 AM) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/RushForum/c9e98efe6ca2459af695263323cc75f28e3.jpg What else can be said Not a thing Dude - JUST POINT AT THE BOX! It will save your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Feb 12 2007, 06:17 PM) Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Celebrities Philosophy of sex    "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner  "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry  "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns  "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." --George Burns  "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." --Sharon Stone  "My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)  "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack Nicholson  " Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)  "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams  "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne  "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal  "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro  "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman  "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld  "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart  "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
failte Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 thanks for brightening my morning ladi!!! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 QUOTE (failte @ Feb 13 2007, 07:29 AM) thanks for brightening my morning ladi!!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/biggrin.gif http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/aiw/victory.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 Female Stages of Life AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 - shopping 25 - shopping 35 - shopping 48 - shopping 66 - shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "Burger King" 25 - "Free meal" 35 - "A diamond" 48 - "A bigger diamond" 66 - "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - tall, dark and handsome 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 - a man with hair 66 - a man HOUSE PET 17 - Muffy the cat 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 17 25 - 25 35 - 35 48 - 48 66 - 66 IDEAL DATE 17 - He offers to pay 25 - He pays 35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 - He can chew his breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnus Posted February 13, 2007 Share Posted February 13, 2007 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Feb 13 2007, 01:45 PM) Female Stages of Life AGE DRINK 17 - Wine Coolers 25 - White wine 35 - Red wine 48 - Dom Perignon 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 - Need to wash my hair 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair 35 - Need to colour my hair 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig FAVORITE SPORT 17 - shopping 25 - shopping 35 - shopping 48 - shopping 66 - shopping DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 - "Burger King" 25 - "Free meal" 35 - "A diamond" 48 - "A bigger diamond" 66 - "Home Alone" FAVORITE FANTASY 17 - tall, dark and handsome 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain 48 - a man with hair 66 - a man HOUSE PET 17 - Muffy the cat 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 - 17 25 - 25 35 - 35 48 - 48 66 - 66 IDEAL DATE 17 - He offers to pay 25 - He pays 35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning 48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids 66 - He can chew his breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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porthleven's rose Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007   Those are hilarious, (mind you,having hit 65(gulp) I don't think I fit the 66 descriptions-- so there!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arleen2112 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Lady With A Beeper  A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"   Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porthleven's rose Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daylin Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Feb 17 2007, 03:03 PM) Lady With A Beeper A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager. As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!" The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet. A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!" The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet. After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then her pager begin to emit a beep, beep, beep. The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!" funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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