Rushman14 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 If you're gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk. Tuco from The Good, The Bad & The Ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 The Sure Thing with John Cusack Gib: [opening lines] Consider outer space. You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, it was clear that outer space has a clear effect on the human psyche. Why, during the first Gemini mission, thought was actually given to sending up a man and a woman... together. Julie: [interested] Really? Gib: A cosmic 'Adam and Eve,' if you will. Bound together by fate, situated on the most powerful rocket yet known to man. It's giant thrusters blasting them into the dark void, as they hurtle towards their final destination: the gushing wellspring of life itself. [she is entranced] Gib: How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense it could conceivably change your political views? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 From Braveheart: Stephen: If I risk my neck for you, will I get a chance to kill Englishmen? Hamish: Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the Almighty? Stephen: In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God. [to the sky] Stephen: Yes, Father! [to Hamish] Stephen: The Almight says, "Don't change the subject, just answer the f*ckin' question." Hamish: Mind your tongue. Campbell: Insane Irish. Stephen: [draws a dagger on Campbell; everyone draws weapons] Smart enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man. William Wallace: That's my friend, Irishman. And the answer to your question is "yes". You fight for me, you get to kill the English. Stephen: [grins] Excellent! [removes his dagger] Stephen: Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity. Hamish: "Your island"? You mean Ireland? Stephen: Yeah. It's mine. Hamish: You're a madman. Stephen: [nods and starts laughing, then Hamish does as well] I've come to the right place, then. Hamish: What the hell are the Irish doing fighting with the English? Stephen: I wouldn't worry about them. Didn't I tell ya before? It's my island. William Wallace: Hamish, ride ahead to Edinburgh and assemble the council. Order it. Hamish: Right. William Wallace: Your island? Stephen: My island! Yup. I love Stephen. he was cool as shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquidcrystalcompass Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Jeff Spicoli: Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) Anything penned by Quentin Tarantino: VINCENT Want a sausage? JULES Naw, I don't eat pork. VINCENT Are you Jewish? JULES I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine. VINCENT Why not? JULES They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good. JULES A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know cuz I'd never eat the filthy muthafucka. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces. VINCENT How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces. JULES I don't eat dog either. VINCENT Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way. VINCENT So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal? JULES We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be 10 times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres. Edited April 14, 2010 by Presto-digitation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. The entire Spinal Tap movie could probably be quoted here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:55 PM) Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. The entire Spinal Tap movie could probably be quoted here. + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 "PUT...that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Michael Dorsey: She thinks I'm gay, i told her about Julie and she thinks I'm gay! George Fields: Julie thinks your gay? Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy. George Fields: Sleep with her, and she'll... Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she's still thinks I'm gay! George Fields: Oh... thats no good, Michael. and George Fields: Where do you come off sending me your roommate's play for you to star in? I'm your agent, not your mother! I'm not supposed to find plays for you to star in - I'm supposed to field offers! And that's what I do! Michael Dorsey: 'Field offers?' Who told you that, the Agent Fairy? That was a significant piece of work - I could've been terrific in that part. George Fields: Michael, nobody's gonna do that play. Michael Dorsey: Why? George Fields: Because it's a downer, that's why. Because nobody wants to produce a play about a couple that moved back to Love Canal. Michael Dorsey: But that actually happened! George Fields: WHO GIVES A SHIT? Nobody wants to pay twenty dollars to watch people living next to chemical waste! They can see that in New Jersey! and (Bill Murray as) Jeff: I don't like when somebody comes up to me the next day and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play. It touched me; I cried." I like it when a guy comes up to me a week later and says, "Hey, man, I saw your play... what happened?" ....all from Tootsie, 1982. Great film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:55 PM) Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. The entire Spinal Tap movie could probably be quoted here. Marty DiBergi: David St. Hubbins... I must admit I've never heard anybody with that name. David St. Hubbins: It's an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he's not a very well known saint. Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins? David St. Hubbins: That's right, yes. Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of? David St. Hubbins: He was the patron saint of quality footwear. Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit. Nigel Tufnel: We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 14 2010, 02:01 PM) "PUT...that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only." F@CK YOU....THAT'S MY NAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks! Customer: In a row? (clerks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udanax Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 "Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here?" -Back to the Future I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 14 2010, 12:01 PM) "PUT...that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only." great scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) From Repo Man: Otto Plettschner, Rent-A-Cop: You're f*ckin' right I'm Plettschner! Otto Plettschner! Three times decorated in two world wars! I was killing people while you were still swimming around in your father's balls! Edited April 14, 2010 by Rushman14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Some really good and obscure movie quotes here: (NOT work friendly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalamander2112 Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 from Manos:The Hands of Fate "i am torgo. i take care of the place while the master is away." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushgoober Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking peyote for like six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?" Derek Zoolander: And? Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius. Olaf: Cool story, Hansel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Apr 14 2010, 02:01 PM) "PUT...that coffee...DOWN. Coffee is for closers only." I love that movie! BTW, have you seen Open Range yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 "It's all in the reflexes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Phil (at a funeral): The man ate bacon with every meal. You can't do that. - City Slickers ----- Dissed? In the Malibu?? That's your castle! (Rapping now:) Dissed in the Malibu, doesn't know what to do...! - Say Anything ---- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILSnwdog Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. Kemo: Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? Darald: You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 Greed, for lack of a better word, is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted April 14, 2010 Author Share Posted April 14, 2010 (edited) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 02:14 PM) Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. Edited April 14, 2010 by Rushman14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exciteable_one311 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 The Big Lebowski: "You dont go out looking for a job dressed like that, on a weekday????" Dude: "Is this uh... what day is this???" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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