Inthend Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5351/starwarsride11933.jpg "Meh, if the emperor says he wants us on giant flying dachshunds, then we use giant flying dachshunds." "Anyway I like them. They keep your ass warm in the winter." Edited November 18, 2011 by Inthend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 And they shit invisible turds too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Man, I hate being stationed in this Canis minor backwater.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 "A long time ago in a kennel far, far away..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 This planet looks like a good place...... for me to poop on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost In Xanadu Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Aren't you a little small for a Stormtropper?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 The average speed of a Mandolorian Thoroughbred Caninus must be quite excessive Here we see Stormtroopers wearing a riding helmet on top of their warrior helmet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 QUOTE (Inthend @ Nov 18 2011, 12:04 AM) "Meh, if the emperor says he wants us on giant flying dachshunds, then we use giant flying dachshunds." "Anyway I like them. They keep your ass warm in the winter." Winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolinda Bonz Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 QUOTE (Inthend @ Nov 17 2011, 09:04 PM)http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/5351/starwarsride11933.jpg "Meh, if the emperor says he wants us on giant flying dachshunds, then we use giant flying dachshunds." "Anyway I like them. They keep your ass warm in the winter." NOT AN ENTRY, just a passing comment at my niece's wedding last weekend, my big brother informed me that Science has declared the Dachshund the most fierce creature! yes, even over lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) "they" documented that all of the other fierce animals are afraid of the Dachshund, and so performed additional testing in a natural environment. upon waking from sedation, the Dachshund immediately assessed his surroundings and began to explore. nearby, a jaguar crouched, watching. the Dachshund discovered a pile of bones, and sensing the eyes of the jaguar upon him, began to gnaw on the old bones saying, "damn, this is the best jaguar i've had in a long time!" the jaguar reconsidered and slunk away. however, a monkey had been observing the whole scene from the treetop, and scrambled to catch up with the jaguar. the monkey explained to the jaguar how it had been duped by the Dachshund, and together they raced back to the spot. but just as they were approaching, the Dachshund heard a twig snap under the weight of the jaguar's paw and exclaimed, "where the hell is that damned monkey! i told him to bring me another jaguar a half an hour ago!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inthend Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 - Bonz Thx UCB! http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll51/rez0nance/Funny/funny-photos-11.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 I knew dental care in this country had it's faults, but this is fking ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) If you want me to kiss you we're going to have to dirty things up in there. Hold still while I feed you some grasshoppers. Edited November 19, 2011 by USB Connector Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Bob said the most attractive part of human females was on the upper half of the body. Frankly I don't see how these things could possibly be attractive to anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USB Connector Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 You actually swallowed my banana, how dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of a Rider Posted November 20, 2011 Author Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Mr. Hoffa? Nope, not in here either." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 How Demi Moore hits rock bottom AND remains a cougar. Watch those gnarly teeth mister, she's not just a maneater anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inthend Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 QUOTE (danielmclark @ Nov 18 2011, 11:47 PM) I knew dental care in this country had it's faults, but this is fking ridiculous. Couple good ones, but the round goes to DMCeeee! And yes, sadly enough, it was taken at one of those free dental clinics they've been having. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 QUOTE (Inthend @ Nov 19 2011, 09:40 PM) And yes, sadly enough, it was taken at one of those free dental clinics they've been having. That's AWESOME. New entry forthcoming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danielmclark Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Next up: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TDxbDpB_OEI/AAAAAAABbzU/k9ykeUH1j0M/s400/funniest_football_moments_22.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 QUOTE (danielmclark @ Nov 19 2011, 10:39 PM) Next up: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TDxbDpB_OEI/AAAAAAABbzU/k9ykeUH1j0M/s400/funniest_football_moments_22.jpg World League Rochambeau. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowItIs Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "Oh ye immoral man of low fiber! You should really eat more bran." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 OK I'll take you back on ONE condition. You gotta quit runnin around on me! and your fly's open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "I told you I don't play for that team, now get off your knees." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowdogged Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 "You'd better stop calling me Kramer! My name is not Kramer! Who the hell is Kramer, anyhow?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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