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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 08:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Fair enough.

 

But I would urge to consider whether tangential organophobes might better serve the theorem of crepitatiousness.

 

It would also be wise to take into account the trans-dimensional funk factor when calculating chrysanthemums.

 

Just thought you should know.....

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:01 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 08:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Fair enough.

 

But I would urge to consider whether tangential organophobes might better serve the theorem of crepitatiousness.

 

It would also be wise to take into account the trans-dimensional funk factor when calculating chrysanthemums.

 

Just thought you should know.....

Bring on da funk, man.

 

You think you've found it. I know you do...be comforted in that. But while mums last for a day, little ceramic birds last forever.

 

Trust me on this one.

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:38 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 03:36 PM)
Who knew streak85 would start such a think tank thread? Perhaps we could hold Mensa meetings here once a month?

Oh, and I like coffee cake.

Do you like coffee with your coffee cake??

 

Inquiring minds want to know ya know...

 

 

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Coffee with coffee cake?

 

 

Really?

 

 

 

Hmmm......

 

 

That's actually not a bad idea.... drool1.gif

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QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 03:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. For frozen flibbertygibbets are far from free, and the frantic, frenzied freezing of said flibbertygibbets, whilst fortuitous, is frequently forbidden in France, Florida, Foxboro, and in Fridge's f*cking fridge.

 

Pardon the alliteration...

I'll have you know that Fridges "f*ckin'" fridge is an extradimensional wormhole and a repository for all things good, bad, unknown, uncertain, duplicated in triplicate, signed with sealing wax and thrown into a lake for forty thousand of the gromit-like things you earth creatures call years.

 

It is not to be trifled with no.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 04:09 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 03:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. For frozen flibbertygibbets are far from free, and the frantic, frenzied freezing of said flibbertygibbets, whilst fortuitous, is frequently forbidden in France, Florida, Foxboro, and in Fridge's f*cking fridge.

 

Pardon the alliteration...

I'll have you know that Fridges "f*ckin'" fridge is an extradimensional wormhole and a repository for all things good, bad, unknown, uncertain, duplicated in triplicate, signed with sealing wax and thrown into a lake for forty thousand of the gromit-like things you earth creatures call years.

 

It is not to be trifled with no.gif

Fridges' f***ing Fridge is ya know...

 

 

and it also likes coffee cake... yes.gif

 

 

 

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 03:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. For frozen flibbertygibbets are far from free, and the frantic, frenzied freezing of said flibbertygibbets, whilst fortuitous, is frequently forbidden in France, Florida, Foxboro, and in Fridge's f*cking fridge.

 

Pardon the alliteration...

I'll have you know that Fridges "f*ckin'" fridge is an extradimensional wormhole and a repository for all things good, bad, unknown, uncertain, duplicated in triplicate, signed with sealing wax and thrown into a lake for forty thousand of the gromit-like things you earth creatures call years.

 

It is not to be trifled with no.gif

I knew it! You've started on your Harry Potter-knockoff series!

 

Bravo, my dear. BRAVO!

 

BTW, did I leave my French onion dip in your f*ckin' fridge, Fridge?

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 04:11 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 03:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. For frozen flibbertygibbets are far from free, and the frantic, frenzied freezing of said flibbertygibbets, whilst fortuitous, is frequently forbidden in France, Florida, Foxboro, and in Fridge's f*cking fridge.

 

Pardon the alliteration...

I'll have you know that Fridges "f*ckin'" fridge is an extradimensional wormhole and a repository for all things good, bad, unknown, uncertain, duplicated in triplicate, signed with sealing wax and thrown into a lake for forty thousand of the gromit-like things you earth creatures call years.

 

It is not to be trifled with no.gif

I knew it! You've started on your Harry Potter-knockoff series!

 

Bravo, my dear. BRAVO!

 

BTW, did I leave my French onion dip in your f*ckin' fridge, Fridge?

you forgot the GG...

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 04:11 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:09 PM)
QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ May 29 2008, 08:57 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 03:40 PM)
Flibbertygibbet.

And I refuse to back down from that stance.

Frankly, I'm flabbergasted. For frozen flibbertygibbets are far from free, and the frantic, frenzied freezing of said flibbertygibbets, whilst fortuitous, is frequently forbidden in France, Florida, Foxboro, and in Fridge's f*cking fridge.

 

Pardon the alliteration...

I'll have you know that Fridges "f*ckin'" fridge is an extradimensional wormhole and a repository for all things good, bad, unknown, uncertain, duplicated in triplicate, signed with sealing wax and thrown into a lake for forty thousand of the gromit-like things you earth creatures call years.

 

It is not to be trifled with no.gif

I knew it! You've started on your Harry Potter-knockoff series!

 

Bravo, my dear. BRAVO!

 

BTW, did I leave my French onion dip in your f*ckin' fridge , Fridge?

you forgot the GG...

 

 

 

 

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Fixedth.

 

Thorry.

 

This messagth brought to you by Fridge's f*ckin' Fridge , proud thponsor of TRF.

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I had an uncle who had a dodecahedral cortex.

 

Sadly, he never got the surgery he needed due to his attachment to a certain myna bird. sad.gif

 

 

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:24 PM)
I knew that mynah bird. I could never get the f*cker to shut up, so I grafted it on to your uncle...

Thanks a lot, man.

 

You ruined many a family reunion with your selfishness.

 

Some people!

 

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oh shit...

 

 

is it a f***ing fridge?

or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

 

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

 

or just a f***ing fridge ?

ph34r.gif

 

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

 

 

 

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 09:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

Context is everything, isn't it? wink.gif laugh.gif

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QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 04:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

you forgot the doll...

 

 

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QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:28 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

Stick to your guns, man. Don't let those super-sexy Whirlpool fridges taunt you. They're all flash, no substance.

 

They don't even make their own ice cubes. no.gif

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

what ever happened to the frigidare?????

 

ohmy.gif

 

 

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:24 PM)
I knew that mynah bird. I could never get the f*cker to shut up, so I grafted it on to your uncle...

Thanks a lot, man.

 

You ruined many a family reunion with your selfishness.

 

Some people!

I must admit, I did feel guilty for a while, but then I remembered the odious little flying rats penchant for breaking into vaudeville songs for no apparent reason.

 

After that I slept soundly at night I can tell you...

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:28 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

Stick to your guns, man. Don't let those super-sexy Whirlpool fridges taunt you. They're all flash, no substance.

 

They don't even make their own ice cubes. no.gif

Thats right. I'm a strictly one-appliance kind of guy.

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:31 PM)
QUOTE (GhostGirl @ May 29 2008, 09:25 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 03:24 PM)
I knew that mynah bird. I could never get the f*cker to shut up, so I grafted it on to your uncle...

Thanks a lot, man.

 

You ruined many a family reunion with your selfishness.

 

Some people!

I must admit, I did feel guilty for a while, but then I remembered the odious little flying rats penchant for breaking into vaudeville songs for no apparent reason.

 

After that I slept soundly at night I can tell you...

Yeah. YOU try singing family Christmas carols with that damn thing squawking "Ta rah rah BOOM deeay" all the time.

 

Revenge is sweet, my friend.

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QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

what ever happened to the frigidare?????

 

ohmy.gif

Alas,as household appliances go, she was mighty fine, but I'm afraid she just didn't cut it in the ice-making department...

 

With regret, she had to go...sigh

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QUOTE (Fridge @ May 29 2008, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE (iluvgeddy05 @ May 29 2008, 09:26 PM)
QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ May 29 2008, 03:25 PM)
oh shit...


is it a f***ing fridge?
or Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or a Fridges' f***ing fridge ?

or just a f***ing fridge ?
ph34r.gif

why do i feel the need to wash my mouth out with soap now?

I kinda thought Fridge was f***ing a fridge doh.gif

 

 

 

ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with that? angry.gif

 

Electrolux and I had an "understanding", and i would thank you not to make snide remarks about a beautiful friendship...sniff...

 

wink.gif

Don't the sheep get jealous?

 

Hah! I said it before Treeduck could! laugh.gif

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