skalamander2112 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 QUOTE (Rushman14 @ Apr 14 2010, 01:17 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 11:04 AM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM) QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM) Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place." Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob" I thought it was hilarious. Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here? Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. I think these need to go in the awesome movie quotes thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Dec 7 2004, 11:35 PM)I'd think all of Titanic would qualify. I'm with you. The cheesiest line I'd give to The Beastmaster...a kid sees the Beastmaster with a black tiger....kid asks, "Is he yours?" Beastmaster answers, "We fight together sometimes." <------ 4 layers of cheese and then some!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 6 2004, 09:52 PM) Storm : Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause for dramatic effect] Storm : The same thing that happens to everything else. how did this make it in the movie? first off, Halle has terrible timing and a very non-emotive voice but even Jim Carrey couldn't have made this funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 "May the force be with you." Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's got to be in the top 5. Heaped with cheese. Besides, we all know that's bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lerxt1990 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 29 2010, 09:05 PM) "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's got to be in the top 5. Heaped with cheese. Besides, we all know that's bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 QUOTE (Sodoff Baldrick @ Dec 7 2004, 09:35 AM) I'd think all of Titanic would qualify. This was the movie everyone was raving about, saying it was so good... and I walked out at the end laughing, saying how much it sucked. (At least, the "love story" angle sucked. The effects of the ship sinking were great.) The dialogue was trite and/or obvious. Worst line? I vote for this one: "Winning the ticket in that poker game was the best thing that ever happened to me." This is supposed to be profound; winning the ticket lead him to her but also lead to his death, and we're supposed to think it's deep that he'd poo-poo his dying since he at least got to love her for a few days. It's the same theory as Gehrig saying he was "the luckiest man on the face of the Earth" despite having an incurable and fatal disease, only the Titanic line doesn't have the same impact. The Titanic line was obvious; I knew he'd say some stupid corny shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyRulz Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 QUOTE (lerxt1990 @ Apr 29 2010, 09:22 PM) QUOTE (Mara @ Apr 29 2010, 09:05 PM) "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's got to be in the top 5. Heaped with cheese. Besides, we all know that's bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Dale Arden: Flash, Flash I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth. Zogi, the High Priest: Do you, Ming the Merciless, Ruler of the Universe, take this Earthling Dale Arden, to be your Empress of the Hour? The Emperor Ming: Of the hour, yes. Zogi, the High Priest: Do you promise to use her as you will? The Emperor Ming: Certainly! Zogi, the High Priest: Not to blast her into space? [Ming glares at Zogi] Zogi, the High Priest: Uh, until such time as you grow weary of her. The Emperor Ming: I do. Dale Arden: I do NOT! Klytus: No one - but NO ONE - dies in the Palace without a command from the Emperor Good cheese from a good cheese movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Dec 7 2004, 12:22 PM) "From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask." ~Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Ep. 2 I love Star Wars but I have to agree. let's just say about all dialogue in the three prequels were just awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 That terribly long and god-awful speech the President gave to everyone in Independence Day before the final conflict. Hilarious that everyone with "little flying experience", could fly F-18's in combat with a few hours of training. Horrible. I hate Roland Emmerich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weatherman2112 Posted May 2, 2010 Share Posted May 2, 2010 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 6 2004, 08:52 PM) Storm : Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause for dramatic effect] Storm : The same thing that happens to everything else. Yeah, I never really did get that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew1 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 QUOTE (Weatherman2112 @ May 2 2010, 06:07 PM) QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 6 2004, 08:52 PM) Storm : Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? [Pause for dramatic effect] Storm : The same thing that happens to everything else. Yeah, I never really did get that one. Agreed. Don't ask me how a director like Bryan Singer let that one slip through. It must have been a favor for his Aunt or something. Terrible line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Cocky Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 02:16 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 01:15 PM) QUOTE (ILSnwdog @ Apr 14 2010, 01:04 PM) QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Apr 14 2010, 12:59 PM) QUOTE (Midway Hawker @ Dec 6 2004, 07:25 PM) Bob - "Hi, I'm Bob, and this is my place." Jake - "Well, it's a beautiful place, Bob" I thought it was hilarious. Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here? Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western. And for the record, that was hilarious. The Blues Brothers is classic. I'll be close on the quote but I like the part when Joliet Jake says, "Uh yah, we're the Good Old Boys." We're the good ol boys blues brothers band. I love that movie. Count me in too! I have the director's cut of that one......it is classic. And given the comedic nature of the movie itself, by default, NOTHING in the Blues Brothers can be defined as cheesy...... ......well, maybe except for the "Did ya git me ma Cheez Wiz boy?" line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/SenecaDoane/Schwarzenegger-MrFreeze.jpg Take your pick from anything he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhosyn Helena Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" I haven't even seen that movie, but god!!! Also, anything Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever said infront of a camera - ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
workingcinderellaman Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 GySgt. Emil Foley: You can forget it! You're out! Zack Mayo: Don't you do it! Don't! You... I got nowhere else to go! I got nowhere else to g... I got nothin' else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanadoood Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 All of Avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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