1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 She sometimes goes, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Are you selling something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastille Night Posted December 18, 2004 Author Share Posted December 18, 2004 It's Friday night!!!! Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill, Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/trink39.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 17 2004, 10:02 PM) Are you selling something? SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (afansince74 @ Dec 18 2004, 08:47 AM)QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 17 2004, 10:02 PM) Are you selling something? SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE! My wife has travelled. She's from Purley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 SAY NO MORE!!!!!!! Purley squire, famous place, say no more. Is your wife fond of photography, photographs, he asked him knowingly, nudge nudge, grin grin, wink wink, snap snap, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 18 2004, 11:20 AM) SAY NO MORE!!!!!!! Purley squire, famous place, say no more. Is your wife fond of photography, photographs, he asked him knowingly, nudge nudge, grin grin, wink wink, snap snap, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Holiday snaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 Could be, could be taken on holiday, candid hey? Candid. Snap snap, grin grin, nudge nudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General_Patten Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 I'm not dead yet http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/sad.gif well you will be soon http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/mad.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 18 2004, 12:24 PM) Could be, could be taken on holiday, candid hey? Candid. Snap snap, grin grin, nudge nudge. No, no. We don't have a camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (Bastille Night @ Dec 18 2004, 05:13 AM) It's Friday night!!!! Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill, Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed. http://www.therushforum.net/html/emoticons/trink39.gif I'll just call you Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Dec 18 2004, 07:40 PM) QUOTE (Chasartymac @ Dec 18 2004, 12:24 PM) Could be, could be taken on holiday, candid hey? Candid. Snap snap, grin grin, nudge nudge. No, no. We don't have a camera. Oh. Still. PHWOAR, eh? PHWOAR!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 (Slams down beer mug) Look, are you insinuating something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasartymac Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Ohhhh, noooo, noooo, no, no, no,.......... YES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Well, you're a man of the world, squire. Yes... I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh.... You've "done it".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ES-335 Posted December 19, 2004 Share Posted December 19, 2004 Shrubery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madra sneachta Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 (edited) QUOTE (ES-335 @ Dec 19 2004, 02:57 AM) Shrubery? Not enough mate, you've got to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with...........a herring!! Edited December 20, 2004 by madra sneachta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 And now, a short message... 'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FOR THE LAST ITEM. IT WAS DISGUSTING AND BAD AND THOROUGHLY DISOBEDIENT AND PLEASE DON'T BOTHER TO PHONE UP BECAUSE WE KNOW IT WAS VERY TASTELESS, BUT THEY DIDN'T REALLY MEAN IT AND THEY DO ALL COME FROM BROKEN HOMES AND HAVE VERY UNHAPPY PERSONAL LIVES, ESPECIALLY ERIC. ANYWAY, THEY'RE REALLY VERY NICE PEOPLE UNDERNEATH AND VERY WARM IN THE TRADITIONAL SHOW BUSINESS WAY AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE IN EITHER BECAUSE THE BBC IS GOING THROUGH AN UNHAPPY PHASE AT THE MOMENT -- WHAT WITH ITS FATHER DYING AND THE MORTGAGE AND BBC 2 GOING OUT WITH MEN.' * * * * * 'THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO DENY THE LAST APOLOGY. IT IS VERY HAPPY AT HOME AND BBC 2 IS BOUND TO GO THROUGH THIS PHASE, SO FROM ALL OF US HERE GOOD NIGHT, SLEEP WELL, AND HAVE AN ABSOLUTELY SUPER DAY TOMORROW, KISS, KISS.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 If you enjoyed this show half as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you, then we enjoyed it twice as much as you! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/violent/sterb103.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodoff Baldrick Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debe Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 no thanks, we already got one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afansince74 Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Well, um, can we come up and have a look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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