Cygnus Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T... "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Notorious B.S.G. Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pags Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 This is great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 "You still have a little bit on your chin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Heh. Good ones..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonraker Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Lol, quite a few stuffing references, I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indica Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Do you want another piece of this pie wth whipped cream on top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Although to us Brits, this applies more to Christmas than Thanksgiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeilPeartFan2112 Posted November 24, 2004 Share Posted November 24, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 thought this was worth a good http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v415/amandaladi/moving%20pictures%20smilies/hehehe.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryNerveAware Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Nov 24 2004, 10:08 AM) "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Nov 21 2007, 12:21 PM) thought this was worth a good Something else that sounds dirty but isn't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 your sisters pie tastes better than yours does. can i glaze your ham for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaye Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 "Who wants stuffing?" "Do you like leg or breast?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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