Dweezil Posted June 29, 2007 Author Share Posted June 29, 2007 Dear Sam, f**k I miss you so much Find a f***ing phone damnit and call me. You're breaking my heart Love always Mom xoxoxoxoxoxo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Dear MHR, It will get better some day. Love always, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Dear ________ ok I'm having a bad enough day with finding out my friend died and now you're throwing these hateful people at me and expect me not to cry ... yeah f***ing right ...... then you f**k up my paycheck again and theres nothign you can do till some time next week... give me a f***ing break you f***ing morons and this is two weeks in a row you've f*cked up my pay get the "new system" working or you'll find yourself with some really pissed off people because I'll f***ing quit and leave you ass in the sling for a change!!! signed a really pissed off employee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 Dear Huck, Thank you for being there and helping me through that. I'm sorry that I have these times where I can't deal with things. I love you so much. I can't fix that mistake. And it was my choice. I have to deal with that. Baby, you keep me going. You are a beautiful person and you're pretty cute too Love, Mrs. Huck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Dear work What the f**k..... you have f*cked up my check for three weeks and now it's way f*cked up again what the f**k no I can't pay my babysitter or anything since ya forgot about18-20 hours holy f***ing hell this id f***ing rediculous..... and if you think that I'm waiting another f***ing week for this f**k up I will demand not to work till I'm paid... I dont give a flying f**k whose on vacation... GET A f***ing HELMET!!!!! YOU'LL NEED IT WHEN i'M DONE WITH YOU!!!! Signed a very pissed off employee!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 Dear Royal Post, Thank you so much for looking after the items you couldn't fit in my letterbox. I was so looking forward to getting these items when I returned from holidays. May I ask why the f**k you are only open 5 hours a day? Okay, so I gotta get my ass down to the main post office before you shut, my bad. And no, I don't want to pay 50p per item to be delivered to the local post office. I find it hard to part with my money. My bad. So I make it in good time to your main office and wtf? You're on strike?? You better be open tomorrow or you'll have Miss GG and Sir Jack Aubrey to deal with! I want my mail dammit! As ever, Disgruntled citizen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dear______, I was there for u when u needed me the most so WTF are YOU when I need U?! U Promised ud find & visit me. WHEN?!?? always me, Alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jul 13 2007, 08:05 AM) Dear Royal Post, Thank you so much for looking after the items you couldn't fit in my letterbox. I was so looking forward to getting these items when I returned from holidays. May I ask why the f**k you are only open 5 hours a day? Okay, so I gotta get my ass down to the main post office before you shut, my bad. And no, I don't want to pay 50p per item to be delivered to the local post office. I find it hard to part with my money. My bad. So I make it in good time to your main office and wtf? You're on strike?? You better be open tomorrow or you'll have Miss GG and Sir Jack Aubrey to deal with! I want my mail dammit! As ever, Disgruntled citizen hope thats all worked out and your happy because you got your package Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jul 17 2007, 12:43 AM) Dear______, I was there for u when u needed me the most so WTF are YOU when I need U?! U Promised ud find & visit me. WHEN?!?? always me, Alone D if it wasn't such a very long drive ... I would hop in the car and go there!!! or had the money to send for you to come here... two kids would definately keep your mind occupied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godeater2112 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dear bottled water companies, You're F**KED now. I took one of your empty bottles and refill it from the TAP. It 'tastes' just the same and is probably 'safer'. Who needs tap water to travel 1,000 miles in a dirty polluting transport? I am spreading the word. Sincerely, I Can't Believe I ever Fell for your Stupid Marketing Ploys to begin With Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 17, 2007 Author Share Posted July 17, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Jul 17 2007, 03:14 PM) QUOTE (Mrs. Huck Rogers @ Jul 13 2007, 08:05 AM) Dear Royal Post, Thank you so much for looking after the items you couldn't fit in my letterbox. I was so looking forward to getting these items when I returned from holidays. May I ask why the f**k you are only open 5 hours a day? Okay, so I gotta get my ass down to the main post office before you shut, my bad. And no, I don't want to pay 50p per item to be delivered to the local post office. I find it hard to part with my money. My bad. So I make it in good time to your main office and wtf? You're on strike?? You better be open tomorrow or you'll have Miss GG and Sir Jack Aubrey to deal with! I want my mail dammit! As ever, Disgruntled citizen hope thats all worked out and your happy because you got your package I'm still missing Jack and gg's package But that could be the print company screwing up Either way, I want them now. Right now. Right right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dear ____, Why do you think its ok to take my heart and stomp it into the ground? Why do you think its ok to say such sweet wonderful things to me and then turn around and tell me you never want to hear from me again? Why couldn't you have just taken things slow? Why do you have the power to crush my heart into powder then blow it into the wind? Why does this hurt so bad? Love, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dear ___, Who gives a shit really? Who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dear __, See you soon. Hopefully not on here though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Dear _________, Do you think you should just think about yourself and family for once? When the time is right you will know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeeJ Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Dear ________, I guess you forgot about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Dear Ceej, I haven't forgotten about you. I still love ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 QUOTE (CeeJ @ Jul 17 2007, 10:33 PM) Dear ________, I guess you forgot about me. Dear Carol, I did forget bout u & im sooooo sorry I got home from my crappy annoyin PTjob & watched the 2nd 1/2 of big brother Please forgive me, Im sucha scatterbrain it isnt even funny I JUST wrote on my hand so i wont forget U tonight. Yes caveman version of MY palm pilot Still Me, head up my ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Jul 17 2007, 10:16 AM) QUOTE (DonnaWanna @ Jul 17 2007, 12:43 AM) Dear______, I was there for u when u needed me the most so WTF are YOU when I need U?! U Promised ud find & visit me. WHEN?!?? always me, Alone D if it wasn't such a very long drive ... I would hop in the car and go there!!! or had the money to send for you to come here... two kids would definately keep your mind occupied Dear cha, that would be fun! when im feelin crappy & depressed & also the energy to get out i go see my brother & his kids. B4 i know it im laffin & smilin & forget for awhile thanx for the thought of me Cha Sis Still Me, Donna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezil Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 Dear___________ It makes me laugh. But also depressed. as ever me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Dear You, Why? Always, me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushman14 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Dear _____ It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonnaWanna Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Dear Alarm Clock, Why does it seem like the nights drag & take foreva to end, but the mornings seems to come too soon -tired as fukin Hell http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/8971/tiredqh7.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotica Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Dear f***ing dog owners! Your f***ing dog pissed all over my house last night I have spent the last hour trying to get that piss out of my newer carpets oh and you think for one second you are coming back in my house.... you have a better chance at seeing God!!!!! and believe me it's a very good chance you still will!!!! Good luck being in your house all by yourself!!! cause you are not coming back in mine!!!! You are not a puppy that is in training and I do know of accidents but this was you marking you teritory and guess what it's not yours!!!! and you will never see it agian!!!! you showed your teeth to the baby this morning and that is it you are done!!!! get the f**k out and stay the f**k out!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blonde77th Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 QUOTE (chaotica @ Jul 24 2007, 11:23 AM) Dear f***ing dog owners! Your f***ing dog pissed all over my house last night I have spent the last hour trying to get that piss out of my newer carpets oh and you think for one second you are coming back in my house.... you have a better chance at seeing God!!!!! and believe me it's a very good chance you still will!!!! Good luck being in your house all by yourself!!! cause you are not coming back in mine!!!! You are not a puppy that is in training and I do know of accidents but this was you marking you teritory and guess what it's not yours!!!! and you will never see it agian!!!! you showed your teeth to the baby this morning and that is it you are done!!!! get the f**k out and stay the f**k out!!!! Man I am glad you dealt with that !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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