ladirushfan80 Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time). 7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug. 15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. 16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly. 18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet. 19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modest Man From Mandrake Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 You know I have always wanted to hunt down Murphy and kick him in the nuts. He interfers with most of my life. That bastard!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soni Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 "laws" what's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rolinda Bonz Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 10 2006, 05:52 AM) 19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Mar 10 2006, 11:54 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 10 2006, 05:52 AM) 19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. bastards! Exactly. My version of that one is, when you finally find a product you love, the store will stop carrying it because not enough people buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 10 2006, 04:52 AM)11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. This applies at sporting events as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladirushfan80 Posted March 11, 2006 Author Share Posted March 11, 2006 QUOTE (1-0-0-1-0-0-1 @ Mar 11 2006, 12:26 AM) QUOTE (Rolinda Bonz @ Mar 10 2006, 11:54 PM) QUOTE (ladirushfan80 @ Mar 10 2006, 05:52 AM) 19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. bastards! Exactly. My version of that one is, when you finally find a product you love, the store will stop carrying it because not enough people buy it. if fact... this very event happened to me yesterday @ Costco with a carnation instant breakfast drink they carry... or rather...won't be carrying anymore..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushengal Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 I almost spit coffee on my screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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