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The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread


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55 minutes ago, Mithrandir said:

Does this count emotional abuse, like making your significant other have to sit through having to watch a soccer match?

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3 hours ago, laughedatbytime said:

Does this count emotional abuse, like making your significant other have to sit through having to watch a soccer match?

If Americans can sit through watching baseball and Biden fast-farting, people can sit through anything.  

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29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

If Americans can sit through watching baseball and Biden fast-farting, people can sit through anything.  

Soccer...the only game where halftime is actually more exciting than gameplay.

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2 hours ago, laughedatbytime said:

Soccer...the only game where halftime is actually more exciting than gameplay.

Well, we know it's not the Superbowl halftime.   :facepalm:  

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On 7/12/2024 at 5:23 PM, blackhawkrush said:

Europa League qualifier, Wisla 2 KF Llapi 0 :chickendance: It's still going to be a battle next week in the return leg in Kosovo.   

Second leg: Llapi 1 Wisla 2 :smile: Next up, Rapid Vienna.  :scared: 

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5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ekstraklasa is back. Komar gives up the first two goals of the season.    :nasty:

 

Wow, they start early. Do they take a winter break?

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2 hours ago, Nova Carmina said:

 

Wow, they start early. Do they take a winter break?

Yes, that's when the Federation tries to figure out how to make Legia champions.    :angry:

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Spain, looking to sneak by Uzbekistan, having a nervous end to regular time with Uzi putting pressure on and just missing three good shots at equalizing :popcorn:

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Watching women's Japan v Spain and it's off to an exciting start.  Japan went up 1-0 off a beautiful free kick bent perfectly into the upper right corner.  :notworthy:

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Wisla 1 Rapid 2 :eh: Austrian goalkeeper followed the ball with his eyes a few times. Unfortunate we couldn't convert. No fines for flairs from UEFA this time, but the idiots blocked the emergency exits again, 8.000 pounds go to hell.     

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Cracovia 1 Widzew 3 :eh: Best we can hope for is middle of the pack. The penny-pinching owner won't allow us to achieve anything more.   

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Two Ekstraklasa referees, who were scheduled to perform VAR duties at the Dynamo-Rangers game today, have been arrested for carrying a road sign down a street while intoxicated at 1am this morning. Polish Federation has already kicked them out. What mistakes on the field couldn't do, alcohol did.   :rr:

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Alright; Liverpool have finished their preseason tour of the US undefeated, so it's time to get down to playing for real. 

 

Don't suppose you've got any big signings coming up, there, have you, Slot?

 

Almost time to start a new thread!

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Conference League qualifier: Spartak 3 Wisla 1 :rolleyes: Leading 1-0 at halftime, our famous defense fell apart in the second half.   

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On 8/6/2024 at 10:28 AM, blackhawkrush said:

Two Ekstraklasa referees, who were scheduled to perform VAR duties at the Dynamo-Rangers game today, have been arrested for carrying a road sign down a street while intoxicated at 1am this morning. Polish Federation has already kicked them out. What mistakes on the field couldn't do, alcohol did.   :rr:

Three-month suspension and a fine. Hopefully UEFA will take this more seriously. Last time they showed no mercy to a Russian referee, who decided to direct traffic somewhere in Israel, while under the influence. 

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