You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

[Meow]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

[blackhawkrush]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

[IbanezJem]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

[blackhawkrush]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

[IbanezJem]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.

[Your_Lion]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.

Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?

[IbanezJem]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.

Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?

Vot you ask that for, are you a spy or something? Get on against the wall, Britischer Pig, you are going to die!

[blackhawkrush]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.

Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?

Vot you ask that for, are you a spy or something? Get on against the wall, Britischer Pig, you are going to die!

I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent. :huh:

[IbanezJem]

Your Majesty. You had a pleasant journey, I trust?

August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg. :|

Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen?

Count Ferdinand Von Zeppelin's behaviour on that flight in 1900 had incredible, far-reaching consequences, for one of the falling Ministers, the talented Herr Von Maintlitz, architect of the new Geman expansionist farm policy, fell on top of an old lady in Nijmegen, killing her outright.

He's fallen off the edge of the cartoon. :rose:

They were wearing masks and making silly noises and one of them pretended to be the manager.

And then some of the fellows there started handing cheese around ... and well just out of curiosity I tried a bit ... and well that was that :scared:

...and they had spiders in matchboxes, sir.

It's all very well to laugh at the Military, but when one considers the meaning of life, it is a struggle between alternative viewpoints of life itself. :tempted:

Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

This is my only line :|

Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying.

I'm only doing me job! I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit! :eh:

Breathe in...out....in...out... :clap: :clap: :clap:

Now look, if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a camel.

When I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. :ph34r:

Oh, yes, there's the head. Yes, four centimetres. Five-- Six centimetres.

Funny, you look much shorter than that to me. Are you slumped forward in your chair at all?

Vot you ask that for, are you a spy or something? Get on against the wall, Britischer Pig, you are going to die!

I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent. :huh:

Cardinal Richelieu - sixteen stone of pure man. And now your favourite Roman Emperor Julius Caesar as Eddie Waring.

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

[Your_Lion]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Just these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then. Edited March 19, 2021 by blackhawkrush

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

[Meow]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

:goodone: Coventry City have never won the FA Cup. Edited March 19, 2021 by blackhawkrush

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

:goodone: Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

Never mind Snapper love, you can't win 'em all.

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

:goodone: Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

Never mind Snapper love, you can't win 'em all.

Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. :sarcastic:

[IbanezJem]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

:goodone: Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

Never mind Snapper love, you can't win 'em all.

Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. :sarcastic:

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10:15, Lady Partridge.

[blackhawkrush]

However, what is more interesting, er...is the molluscs...er, sex life. :popcorn:

What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

Would you mind terribly if I hold your hand? :hi:

Use your own, you great poofy ponagger!

Jus these, then. $ :unsure: $ Oh, I'll just have this one, then.

Look at it. Feel the quality. That's none of your goat.

What! With these tassles? :crazy:

The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of Robert's fine bone structure.

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last page, and to the next post :P

:goodone: Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

Never mind Snapper love, you can't win 'em all.

Yeah, I reckon that if he could've lasted till the end of that first minute, he would've had the Killer worried. :sarcastic:

I'm afraid Sir Horace won't be catching the 10:15, Lady Partridge.

We tried to tell you at the beginning of the film but you just panned off us. :( :(