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  1. What are your favorite sad albums? Do you listen to sad music when you're sad?
  2. (/ ̄ー ̄)/~~☆’.・.・:★’.・.・:☆
  3. :o The man who has been speaking to you is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. Of course I am. Me vely impoltant Itarian firm dilectol. When I saw your film, it did seem to me that you had taken a rather subjective approach to it. :pizza: :drool: :pizza: I mean, that's the sort of petty critical niggling that's dogged my career. It makes me sick. I mean, as soon as I'd made 'Midnight Cowboy' with the vicar as Ratso Rizzo, John Schlesinger rushes out his version, and gets it premiered while mine's still at the chemist's. :zzz: Oh, oh I'm sorry. I thought the film was longer...now Notlob...er, Bolton. The Glasgow Orpheus male voice choir were tackling the difficult north part. All together, fourteen expeditions were at the scene. Yes, but why do they think they're birds? :o
  4. Happy birthday, hope you still thinkg bout thos beans!
  5. This is the plan then. At 10:45, you, IbanezJem, collect me and Your_Lion in the van, and take us round to the British Jewellery Centre in the High Street. We will arrive outside the British Jewellery Centre at 10:50 a of m. I shall then get out of the car. You, IbanezJem, take it and park it back here in Denver Street, right? At 10:51, I shall enter the British Jewellery Centre, where you, blackhawkrush, disguised as a customer, will meet me and hand me £5.18. At 10:52, I shall approach the counter and purchase a watch costing £5.18. I shall then give the watch to you, blackhawkrush. It's your birthday present! :P Hope you're having a great birthday! :cheers:
  6. the one reason to go to mexico i think Why? :o
  7. Cheer up, Fritz, it may never happen :guitar: Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner... Now first of all, why would anyone turn into a Scotsman? :o
  8. Ahem... Estas son las mañanitas (tardecitas) que cantaba el rey David, a los muchachos bonitos se las cantamos así. Despierta, Blue J, despierta, mira que ya amaneció, ya los pajarillos cantan, la luna ya se metió. ¡Espero que hayas tenido un hermoso día! :hug2:
  9. I hope you had a wonderful day :cheers:
  10. And now let's take a look at the state of play in the detective sketch... :fuckwithadmin: Any clues, eh? Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'! Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital! And this has gone a long way in eliminating the danger of unqualified impostors. :drool: :drool: :drool: Good evening. Tonight we're going to take a hard, tough, abrasive look at camel spotting. Hello. :hi: Which is rather unfortunate as we're all here in London. :doh: Now, boys, I want you to know that I think you are the best three posters in TRF today. :yes:
  11. And now let's take a look at the state of play in the detective sketch... :fuckwithadmin: Any clues, eh? Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'! Well this is a murder investigation, young man, and murder is a very serious business. And that's the most expensive machine in the whole hospital! And this has gone a long way in eliminating the danger of unqualified impostors. :drool: :drool: :drool: Good evening. Tonight we're going to take a hard, tough, abrasive look at camel spotting. Hello. :hi:
  12. We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh? And now it's Pratt...back to Pratt...Pratt again...a long ball to Pratt... :bump: A superb shot of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum Warner leaving a very similar ball alone in 1732. This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not? I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But soon this quiet pattern of life was to change irrevocably. The commonplace routine of a typical Monday morning would never be the same. :givebeer: I'm afraid 73 got rather badly bitten during the night. Tell the surgeon to attend the admins that can be saved. He can do little for 73, I fear. :| Don't worry, 73, you're among friends now, sir. Mr Your_Lion, Mr Blackhawk. These are our fitters, sir. We've had a lot of experience in this field and we do pride ourselves we offer the best and most discreet service available. I don't know whether you'll believe this sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this moment... You bastards! You vicious heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is! And you come in here with your petty, vicious, heartless quibbling, and you grind him into the dirt! Me? No. I'm just a poor old man. I have no time for law-breakers. My legs are grey. My ears are gnarled. My eyes are old and bent. But Mr IbanezJem Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... Bicycle Repair Man!
  13. Thanks! Eye appreciate your compliment! :coy:
  14. We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh? And now it's Pratt...back to Pratt...Pratt again...a long ball to Pratt... :bump: A superb shot of no kind whatsoever. I well remember Plum Warner leaving a very similar ball alone in 1732. This is of course symptomatic of a new breed of footballer as it is indeed symptomatic of your whole genre of player, is it not? I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But soon this quiet pattern of life was to change irrevocably. The commonplace routine of a typical Monday morning would never be the same. :givebeer: I'm afraid 73 got rather badly bitten during the night. Tell the surgeon to attend the admins that can be saved. He can do little for 73, I fear. :| Don't worry, 73, you're among friends now, sir. Mr Your_Lion, Mr Blackhawk. These are our fitters, sir. We've had a lot of experience in this field and we do pride ourselves we offer the best and most discreet service available. I don't know whether you'll believe this sir, but one of us is actually wearing a toupee at this moment... You bastards! You vicious heartless bastards! Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is! And you come in here with your petty, vicious, heartless quibbling, and you grind him into the dirt!
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