IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Here at the Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Uh, Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the "India Overland" - and nothing else. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that. Uh, Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the "India Overland" - and nothing else. I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd care to purchase some stuffing in addition, please. As it was he did a deal with a blancmange, and the blancmange ate his wife. So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: As it was he did a deal with a blancmange, and the blancmange ate his wife. So if you're going out, or going on holiday, or anything strange happens involving other galaxies, just nip round to your local police station, and tell the sergeant on duty - or his wife - of your suspicions. I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in Scottish motion-picture history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in Scottish motion-picture history. "The sunset was dying over the hills of Solway Firth. The lone piper on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle was silhouetted against the crim ... crim ... crimisy .., crimson! against the crimson strays ... stree ... " 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: "The sunset was dying over the hills of Solway Firth. The lone piper on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle was silhouetted against the crim ... crim ... crimisy .., crimson! against the crimson strays ... stree ... " He must've died while carving it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He must've died while carving it. Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Shall we try it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, well, what we normally suggest for a beginner such as yourself, is that you put your alarm clock back ten minutes in the morning, so you can wake up, look at the clock and use the phrase immediately. Shall we try it? I've forgotten what I said now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've forgotten what I said now. If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as Robert and then compare the relative brain sizes, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If we increase the size of the penguin until it is the same height as Robert and then compare the relative brain sizes, we now find that the penguin's brain is still smaller. But, and this is the point, it is larger than it was. Yes, thank you for coming along to the studio. Next week Britain's newest wasp farm... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, thank you for coming along to the studio. Next week Britain's newest wasp farm... Constable Clitoris ate one of those!! We have to protect the public! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Constable Clitoris ate one of those!! We have to protect the public! It was obvious that this post was lethal...no one could read it and live. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It was obvious that this post was lethal...no one could read it and live. Just because I have an idea it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. ( ) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Just because I have an idea it doesn't mean it's great. It could be lousy. ( ) What, having to go in the bank with a mask on and ask for 15 pounds out of my deposit account? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What, having to go in the bank with a mask on and ask for 15 pounds out of my deposit account? I was thinking of taking the ice cream. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 51 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I was thinking of taking the ice cream. I haven't got ice cream. I only got the albatross. ALBATROSS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I haven't got ice cream. I only got the albatross. ALBATROSS! The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. In a few moments, 'It's a Tree', and in the chair as usual is Arthur Tree, sorry 7Tree, and starring in the show will be a host of star guests as his star guests. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: In a few moments, 'It's a Tree', and in the chair as usual is Arthur Tree, sorry 7Tree, and starring in the show will be a host of star guests as his star guests. .....He can't come! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: .....He can't come! He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in a shooting accident. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He have heart attack and fell out of window onto exploding bomb, and was killed in a shooting accident. And where did the head land? Right at the back. That's justice! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And where did the head land? Right at the back. That's justice! I would like to see John the Baptist's impersonation of Graham Hill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I would like to see John the Baptist's impersonation of Graham Hill. Go on, Bors, chop his head off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Go on, Bors, chop his head off. No, I'm still putting a tuck in the Airedale, and then I got the frogs to let out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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