blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. Actually, what happens he goes off there, off to "One Little Victory" and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone to "Random Samples". Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Actually, what happens he goes off there, off to "One Little Victory" and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone to "Random Samples". Actually, I think he's rather overdoing it. Yes! Yes! I've been seeing One Little Victory, and why not? It`s the only thread I`ve ever loved. It`s fine. It`s strong. It`s all the things Video Vertigo`ll never be, and what`s more... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes! Yes! I've been seeing One Little Victory, and why not? It`s the only thread I`ve ever loved. It`s fine. It`s strong. It`s all the things Video Vertigo`ll never be, and what`s more... Aye, I mean there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Aye, I mean there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. What is he like in the ring, this human dynamo, this eighteen-stone bantam weight battering-ram? We asked his sparring partner and one-time childhood sweetheart, Maureen Spencer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What is he like in the ring, this human dynamo, this eighteen-stone bantam weight battering-ram? We asked his sparring partner and one-time childhood sweetheart, Maureen Spencer. His great wet slobbering lips going at yer...and his hand going up yer... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: His great wet slobbering lips going at yer...and his hand going up yer... Well, there was no-one this year who reached the required standard so it goes in my sack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, there was no-one this year who reached the required standard so it goes in my sack. I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm going to award the first prize this evening to the girl with the biggest tits. Yes, Janet. A quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, Janet. A quiet, shy girl. An honours graduate from Harvard University, American junior sprint record holder, ex-world skating champion, Nobel Prize winner, architect, novelist and surgeon. I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I walked out with Dinsdale on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. Well they've spent a good night in there last night in preparation for the final assault today. The leader of the expedition is twenty-nine-year-old Bert Tagg - a local headmaster and mother of three. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well they've spent a good night in there last night in preparation for the final assault today. The leader of the expedition is twenty-nine-year-old Bert Tagg - a local headmaster and mother of three. Fetch hither the master on duty that the seven brides may marry the seven brothers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 15, 2022 Author Share Posted August 15, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Fetch hither the master on duty that the seven brides may marry the seven brothers. Here we are, five for them and five for HMS Eagle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Here we are, five for them and five for HMS Eagle. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. The late Sir Brian Hardacre, the late Professor Thynne and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The late Sir Brian Hardacre, the late Professor Thynne and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. AND INTRODUCING F. B. GRIMSBY URQHART-WRIGHT AS THE VOICE OF GOD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: AND INTRODUCING F. B. GRIMSBY URQHART-WRIGHT AS THE VOICE OF GOD Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Excuse me sir, but, er, why the funny voice? As for the performance of admin 73 as God, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched New York accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 16, 2022 Author Share Posted August 16, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: As for the performance of admin 73 as God, the audience were bemused by his high-pitched New York accent and intimidated by his abusive ad-libs. And that's Capricorn, is it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And that's Capricorn, is it? Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Derry and Toms. April 29th to March 22nd. Even dates only. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Aquarius, Scorpio, Virgo, Derry and Toms. April 29th to March 22nd. Even dates only. Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Too much man, groovy, great scene. Great light show, baby! Of course, madam 73. It's Christmas every day in Heaven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Of course, madam 73. It's Christmas every day in Heaven. It's like those miserable Psalms, they're soooo depressing. Now knock it off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's like those miserable Psalms, they're soooo depressing. Now knock it off! Sorry about the bit, but you can't be too careful, you know. Have a look through these. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Sorry about the bit, but you can't be too careful, you know. Have a look through these. And now for the first item this evening on the menu, and I think we can be sure it won't be an ordinary item, so let's have...the item. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And now for the first item this evening on the menu, and I think we can be sure it won't be an ordinary item, so let's have...the item. Here at the Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. Edited August 16, 2022 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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