1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: To all appearances, no different from any other law-abiding New York citizen. Well, on second thought, let's not go to New York. It is a silly place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, on second thought, let's not go to New York. It is a silly place. I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I mean, near Luton will do, you know. Harpenden, do you go near Harpenden? Oh. I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait. No, too simple, too clear cut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 4 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh. I don't like it. It's too simple, too clear cut. I'd better wait. No, too simple, too clear cut. Seek you the Bridge of Death. Ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Seek you the Bridge of Death. Ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Yeah. All right, 73. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Yeah. All right, 73. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?! LUPINS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: LUPINS! The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth. Now, whose teatime is it? Now don't argue. Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Now, whose teatime is it? Now don't argue. Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon... Quite like it -- bit long, though, I think. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Quite like it -- bit long, though, I think. Johann Gambolputty of Ulm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 45 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Johann Gambolputty of Ulm. I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony. Ludwig, have you seen the jam spoon? I don't know what you see in that piano. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ludwig, have you seen the jam spoon? I don't know what you see in that piano. At this time, we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. We've got a number requested by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin, and Old Spotty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: At this time, we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. We've got a number requested by Pip, Pauline, Nigel, Tarquin, and Old Spotty. I mean he's hardly likely to move in your circles, sir... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I mean he's hardly likely to move in your circles, sir... Oh yeah, yeah...I clean out public lavatories! After five years they give me a brush... I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I clean out public lavatories! Oh yeah, yeah...after five years they give me a brush... I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet... I mean the Inniskillin Fusiliers and the Anglian Regiment are all right if you're interested in the art nouveau William Morris revival bit, but if you really want a regiment of the line that is really saying something about interior decor, then you've got to go for the Durham Light Infantry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I mean the Inniskillin Fusiliers and the Anglian Regiment are all right if you're interested in the art nouveau William Morris revival bit, but if you really want a regiment of the line that is really saying something about interior decor, then you've got to go for the Durham Light Infantry. I think it must be one of them crackpot religions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I think it must be one of them crackpot religions. O Lord, please don't burn us. Don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue Or simmer us in stock. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 27 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: O Lord, please don't burn us. Don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue Or simmer us in stock. No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, you put them in separately when the vine leaves are ready. Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor and shoot everybody. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: So the thing to do is to get some cloth and some bits of old paper, put it down on the floor and shoot everybody. Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, sir. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself, I can only say it won't happen again. To have murdered so many people in such a short space of time is really awful. Do you think we should really be blaming ourselves? Because you know, that's where we really ought to start looking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do you think we should really be blaming ourselves? Because you know, that's where we really ought to start looking. There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There now follows an appeal on behalf of extremely rich people who have absolutely nothing wrong with them... Dorothy, you're in charge of security and liason for this operation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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