blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dorothy, you're in charge of security and liason for this operation. Most of the are elderly folks, so they wouldn't put up much of a fight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 20, 2022 Author Share Posted August 20, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Most of the are elderly folks, so they wouldn't put up much of a fight. Dear real Princess Margaret thank you for the eels, full stop. They were absolutely delicious and unmistakeably regal, full stop. Edited August 20, 2022 by IbanezJem 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dear real Princess Margaret thank you for the eels, full stop. They were absolutely delicious and unmistakeably regal, full stop. I noticed them - or what remained of them. I noticed also that the lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I noticed them - or what remained of them. I noticed also that the lemon curd tart had sustained some superficial damage. Lemon curry??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Lemon curry??? Well, don't blame me. I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, don't blame me. I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody. But whatever their political inclinations these Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But whatever their political inclinations these Bolivians are all keen users of storage jars. So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man Harrold Potter, gardener and tax official. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So let's forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man Harrold Potter, gardener and tax official. Just what kinds of magic are the police introducing into their crime prevention techniques? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Just what kinds of magic are the police introducing into their crime prevention techniques? Bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Bound as he was to the chair, he assaulted myself and three other constables while bouncing around the cell. Now, you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. Hang on. You can't park here you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 19 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hang on. You can't park here you know. I'm sorry I'm late m'lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm sorry I'm late m'lord, I couldn't find a kosher car park. Ah, Mr. Notlobstein. Park your hips on the sitting device. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 16 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, Mr. Notlobstein. Park your hips on the sitting device. Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. Good night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. Good night. Oh blimey, it's dark in here. That's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh blimey, it's dark in here. That's better. Only you said we must have a drink together sometime. Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest in this house, and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now, look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, break glasses, and then announce, quite casually, that we're all dead. Well, I would remind you that you are a guest in this house, and... The Reverend Simon Grundy bit the ceiling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The Reverend Simon Grundy bit the ceiling. Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. We are deeply privileged to have with us Karl Marx, the founder of modern socialism and author of the 'Communist Manifesto', Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism, Che Guevara, the Bolivian guerilla leader, and Mao Tse-tung, chairman of the Chinese Communist Party since 1949. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We are deeply privileged to have with us Karl Marx, the founder of modern socialism and author of the 'Communist Manifesto', Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism, Che Guevara, the Bolivian guerilla leader, and Mao Tse-tung, chairman of the Chinese Communist Party since 1949. I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts! Now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call Ronald Reagan, so get out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm turning you all out. I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts! Now look, I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call Ronald Reagan, so get out. Oh Robert, you're such a comfort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh Robert, you're such a comfort. Do we have any figures on how scared they are? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Do we have any figures on how scared they are? There's tremendous excitement here at the moment and we should be getting the first results through any moment now. We're not sure where it will be from, it might be Leicester or from West Byfleet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There's tremendous excitement here at the moment and we should be getting the first results through any moment now. We're not sure where it will be from, it might be Leicester or from West Byfleet. 998, 999, 1000. Coming! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 21, 2022 Author Share Posted August 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 998, 999, 1000. Coming! Good evening. Tonight I'd like to restate our position on agricultural subsidies and their effect on our Commonwealth relationships. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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