1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Disgusting, but more interesting. Remember, if you're interesting and want to appear in this thread, write your name and address and your telephone number and send it to this address: TRF, c/o Dirk, Lerxst & Pratt, West 12. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2022 Author Share Posted August 26, 2022 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Remember, if you're interesting and want to appear in this thread, write your name and address and your telephone number and send it to this address: TRF, c/o Dirk, Lerxst & Pratt, West 12. Hello, and a very warm welcome from The Coff-In in Toronto, where there's very little in it, they're neck and neck, crop and grummit, real rack and saddle, brick and bucket, horse and tooth, cap and thigh, arse over tip, they're absolutely birds of a feather, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 16 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Hello, and a very warm welcome from The Coff-In in Toronto, where there's very little in it, they're neck and neck, crop and grummit, real rack and saddle, brick and bucket, horse and tooth, cap and thigh, arse over tip, they're absolutely birds of a feather, there's not a new pin in it, you couldn't get a melon between them. Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2022 Author Share Posted August 26, 2022 39 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe. You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You can't put it in here, we've having a dinner party! Where do we sit? What do we do? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2022 Author Share Posted August 26, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Where do we sit? What do we do? What do we eat? What do we drink? What do we do? Oh, I am enjoying this rickshaw ride. I've been a Tory all my life, my life, my life. Good morning Mr Presley. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, I am enjoying this rickshaw ride. I've been a Tory all my life, my life, my life. Good morning Mr Presley. Did someone say 'mattress' to Mr. Simon? TWICE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 26, 2022 Author Share Posted August 26, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Did someone say 'mattress' to Mr. Simon? TWICE! These enquiries led to certain changes at TRF...while attendances at Counterparts boomed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: These enquiries led to certain changes at TRF...while attendances at Counterparts boomed. We understand a man is now helping New York police with their enquiries. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: We understand a man is now helping New York police with their enquiries. But the police have film of Ibanez actually nailing your head to the floor. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: But the police have film of Ibanez actually nailing your head to the floor. Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful! The first day in my new parish, I completely ... so sorry! This is Sir Ibanez from the Court of Stow, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is Sir Ibanez from the Court of Stow, a very brave and influential knight, and my special guest here today. Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east - 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east - And so, this big Stowshire heavyweight becomes the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And so, this big Stowshire heavyweight becomes the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art. No, no, no. Look, er, it's a big decision, I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it... er... you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely then, I just don't want to make this definite decision. I'm er... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, no, no. Look, er, it's a big decision, I'd like a couple of weeks to think about it... er... you know, don't want to jump into it too quickly. Maybe three weeks. I could let you know definitely then, I just don't want to make this definite decision. I'm er... ... I'll put the lights on again in the thread for a pound. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ... I'll put the lights on again in the thread for a pound. He also has an Infallible Pools Method, a School of Spanish Dancing and a Car Hire Service. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He also has an Infallible Pools Method, a School of Spanish Dancing and a Car Hire Service. And so, thanks once again to the unceasing efforts of the good people at N.C.P. Car Parks, the world is made just a little bit safer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And so, thanks once again to the unceasing efforts of the good people at N.C.P. Car Parks, the world is made just a little bit safer. Raise high the drawbridge. Chicago's troops approach. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Raise high the drawbridge. Chicago's troops approach. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of... 'Sausage'! There's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. ' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 'Sausage'! There's a good woody sort of word, 'sausage'. ' Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 27, 2022 Author Share Posted August 27, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Wait a minute. You just got that out of your pocket. Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 28, 2022 Author Share Posted August 28, 2022 10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Would you like to have a sixteen-ton weight dropped on top of you? If you throw in the shoes as well. Hello, er, Miss Sun&Moon? Could we have two coffees and biscuits please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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