blackhawkrush Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Button your lip you rat-bag. No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to TRF, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to...to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as 73 cut it off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to TRF, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to...to lose one, I...I gave it gladly, I smiled as 73 cut it off. Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those knockers. Use your own, you great poofy poonagger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 11, 2022 Author Share Posted August 11, 2022 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Use your own, you great poofy poonagger. Stones, sir? Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 17 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Stones, sir? Oh, not like these, sir. Look at this. Feel the quality of that. That's craftsmanship, sir. No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and almond. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, no. I'll take the other, the crab, tiger and almond. What happens when you've mixed the batter, do you dice the ham with the coriander? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What happens when you've mixed the batter, do you dice the ham with the coriander? Well, obviously it'll depend how far you've got with your when the signal for Red Revolt is raised. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, obviously it'll depend how far you've got with your when the signal for Red Revolt is raised. Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Ibanez would be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds. I mean, you try trying to get butter to melt at fifteen degrees below zero! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 17 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Some nights it was so cold, we could hardly move, but Ibanez would be out there slicing the lemons, mixing the sugar and the almonds. I mean, you try trying to get butter to melt at fifteen degrees below zero! ...it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Oh Simon! Be careful! You know what 73's like after a few warning points. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh Simon! Be careful! You know what 73's like after a few warning points. Get out! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man! Get out! I'll see you never post here again! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Get out! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a yes-man! Get out! I'll see you never post here again! All right, I'm going. One day you'll realize there's more to life than "Geddy Lee is hot". There's King Diamond and Sabaton...and good honest sweat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, I'm going. One day you'll realize there's more to life than "Geddy Lee is hot". There's King Diamond and Sabaton...and good honest sweat! I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been Van Halen, and not King Diamond or Sabaton. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm afraid there's been an error in our computer. The correct answer should of course have been Van Halen, and not King Diamond or Sabaton. One subject...four different views...twelve and six...in a plain wrapper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: One subject...four different views...twelve and six...in a plain wrapper. Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, 73. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Shut up. It's a disguise. Right! Confiscate the smutty books, 73. I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed, and trained to sniff out certain substances, but is also a junkie. On the Pornometer over here, you can see exactly how far 73 gets...fifteen seconds from now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: On the Pornometer over here, you can see exactly how far 73 gets...fifteen seconds from now. Very ambitious try there, but in fact the least successful of the evening, he didn't even get as far as the first volume. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 So I decide what means we use to decide who to react to. I think fisties would be best. OK so, 73, Simon, hands behind backs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So I decide what means we use to decide who to react to. I think fisties would be best. OK so, 73, Simon, hands behind backs. Ibanez's reply was better, so I deleted mine. Now, onto the skit! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So I decide what means we use to decide who to react to. I think fisties would be best. OK so, 73, Simon, hands behind backs. Well I don't want to show my hand too early, but actually here at Slater Nazi we are quite keen to get into orphans, you know, developing market and all that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I don't want to show my hand too early, but actually here at Slater Nazi we are quite keen to get into orphans, you know, developing market and all that. So Mr. S. that's 3.000 pounds, please to stop us from revealing: Your name, the names of the three other people involved, the youth organization to which they belonged, and the shop where you bought the equipment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 12, 2022 Author Share Posted August 12, 2022 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: So Mr. S. that's 3.000 pounds, please to stop us from revealing: Your name, the names of the three other people involved, the youth organization to which they belonged, and the shop where you bought the equipment. Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, I have for a long time been suffering from a species of brain injury which I incurred during the rigors of childbirth, and I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. We operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Most of these cases are pretty unpleasant. We operated just in time, and now he's almost normal. Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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