IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: This is indeed a grim day for the human race, Dan. What do the bleeding stars in the paper predict, forecast, prophesy, foretell, prognosticate... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: What do the bleeding stars in the paper predict, forecast, prophesy, foretell, prognosticate... There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get in Chicago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get in Chicago. The B489..the Dawlish road? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The B489..the Dawlish road? A path! A path! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A path! A path! The A23s through Purleys down onto the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 34 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: The A23s through Purleys down onto the main roads near Purbrights avoiding Leatherheads and then taking the A231s entering Rottingdeans from the North. And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And on the road too, vicious gangs of keep left signs. Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Where it says: 'next of kin' shall I put 'mother'? There are some who call me..'Tim'? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 15 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: There are some who call me..'Tim'? Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I don't want you bothering with this 'Thomas' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 28 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Um, incidentally, do call me Tom. I don't want you bothering with this 'Thomas' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? No, no, no -- it's spelt "Thomas", but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: No, no, no -- it's spelt "Thomas", but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove". Ah, you're an Italian. In that case you would say: 'Sono Italiano di Napoli'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, you're an Italian. In that case you would say: 'Sono Italiano di Napoli'. A Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A Michelangelo to see you, your Holiness. I don't want to see anyone, O'Toole...tell him to go away. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 23 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I don't want to see anyone, O'Toole...tell him to go away. Aye, you'd better have your pound back. Oh... fingerprints. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Aye, you'd better have your pound back. Oh... fingerprints. That makes you a penny short, Wilkins. Where is it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 30, 2022 Author Share Posted May 30, 2022 44 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That makes you a penny short, Wilkins. Where is it? I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I've just been told that Huron has requested a plane ticket for Budapest! So he's definitely getting warmer. So we'll be back again in just a few years. The British Airline Pilots Association would like to point out that it takes a chap six years to become a fully qualified airline pilot, and not two. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 30, 2022 Share Posted May 30, 2022 2 hours ago, Your_Lion said: The British Airline Pilots Association would like to point out that it takes a chap six years to become a fully qualified airline pilot, and not two. Like at my old school, where by coincidence, the annual prize-giving is going on at this very moment. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 (edited) 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Like at my old school, where by coincidence, the annual prize-giving is going on at this very moment. Three fabulous new prizes have just been added: A four-month supply of interesting undergarments , a fully motorized pig, and a hand-painted scene of Arabian splendour, complete with silly walk. Edited May 31, 2022 by Your_Lion 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 21 minutes ago, Your_Lion said: Three fabulous new prizes have just been added: A four-month supply of interesting undergarments , a fully motorized pig, and a hand-painted scene of Arabian splendour, complete with silly walk. Well now we come on to our special gift section. The contestant is Ibanez Jem and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well now we come on to our special gift section. The contestant is Ibanez Jem and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite! Oh, I see, sir. No time ... to ... lose!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, I see, sir. No time ... to ... lose!! Yes, but there's only a seven-minute wait now. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 31, 2022 Author Share Posted May 31, 2022 42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, but there's only a seven-minute wait now. What is the next number in this sequence - 2, 4, 6? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: What is the next number in this sequence - 2, 4, 6? Ah yes, you have to remember of course, to multiply everything IbanezJem says by three. Er, it's nothing he can help, you understand. Apart from that he's perfectly all right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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