1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Beautiful speaking voice. And apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza. The RSPCA wish it to be known that that man was not a bona fide animal lover. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: The RSPCA wish it to be known that that man was not a bona fide animal lover. Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 6 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well, poor pet, she was like a lost lamb in an abattoir. You see, I mainly design slaughter houses. Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows inconveniencing passers-by with this one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You see, I mainly design slaughter houses. Mind you, this is a real beaut. I mean, none of your blood caked on the walls and flesh flying out of the windows inconveniencing passers-by with this one. Get out the bloody piano you stupid furry bucktoothed gits! Get out! Gott in Himmel. Get your stinking tail out of my face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Get out the bloody piano you stupid furry bucktoothed gits! Get out! Gott in Himmel. Get your stinking tail out of my face. It's a success. But Roy must make sure. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: It's a success. But Roy must make sure. The cartoon peril was no more. The Quest for the Holy Grail could continue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The cartoon peril was no more. The Quest for the Holy Grail could continue. Er, well let's see, that's 18...that's 20 so this must be the one. Now, I'm going to press the bell just to see if there's anyone in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 26, 2022 Author Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Er, well let's see, that's 18...that's 20 so this must be the one. Now, I'm going to press the bell just to see if there's anyone in. Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommieland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 16 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommieland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo. Our friend Mr. Gulliver was clearly undergoing another change of personality. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Our friend Mr. Gulliver was clearly undergoing another change of personality. I did! In 1952! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I did! In 1952! ' 's father, a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: ' 's father, a free-lance bishop, was married to Verna Plachenka (Julie Christie) And what are your ladies going to do for us this year? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And what are your ladies going to do for us this year? Well, we're just in it for the lobbying, you know. We just love lobbying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we're just in it for the lobbying, you know. We just love lobbying. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 9 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected. Oh yes, the servants are most attentive, particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh yes, the servants are most attentive, particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going... You are Sir Philip Sidney? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: You are Sir Philip Sidney? I....am an enchanter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 27, 2022 Author Share Posted May 27, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I....am an enchanter. Skip the impersonations. You are Alexander Yalt? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Skip the impersonations. You are Alexander Yalt? Oh curses, curses! I thought I was safe, disguised as Attila the Hun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh curses, curses! I thought I was safe, disguised as Attila the Hun. Yes it was indeed. Well challenged.Well now we come on to our special gift section. The contestant is Karl Marx and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes it was indeed. Well challenged.Well now we come on to our special gift section. The contestant is Karl Marx and the prize this week is a beautiful lounge suite. Very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 28, 2022 Author Share Posted May 28, 2022 7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! At a mass meeting at Brentford Football Ground, other works of art voted to come out in support of the paintings. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: At a mass meeting at Brentford Football Ground, other works of art voted to come out in support of the paintings. Michelangelo, you can use David. I won't sue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 28, 2022 Share Posted May 28, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Michelangelo, you can use David. I won't sue. Now will you please tell me what in God’s name possessed you to paint The Last Supper with three Christs in it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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