IbanezJem Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: My name is Smoke-Too-Much. No, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. He's an halibut. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No, my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. He's an halibut. Call Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, brother of Hangor... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Call Erik Njorl, son of Frothgar, brother of Hangor... Old woman! Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Old woman! Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? The Herman Rodrigues Four. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 5, 2022 Author Share Posted June 5, 2022 50 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The Herman Rodrigues Four. Well I... I've seen them at the zoo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 5, 2022 Share Posted June 5, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I... I've seen them at the zoo. Is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Is that 'We're all going to the zoo tomorrow'? Throw her into the pond! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Throw her into the pond! Who shall declare this good, that ill when good and ill so intertwine... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 35 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Who shall declare this good, that ill when good and ill so intertwine... Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you and now for the fish - the fish down the trousers. Oh Maurice, this is most inconvenient. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 37 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh Maurice, this is most inconvenient. Well, people keep taking your hairdryer on every turn. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, people keep taking your hairdryer on every turn. I've got a hat. I got it at Harrods. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got a hat. I got it at Harrods. But you mean... is it very large? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But you mean... is it very large? It's sixty feet wide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 4 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: It's sixty feet wide. What we're looking for here is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis, what we doctors, in fact call, a tiger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What we're looking for here is some multi-cellular life form with stripes, huge razor-sharp teeth, about eleven foot long, and of the genus Felis Horribilis, what we doctors, in fact call, a tiger. I know, I know, that's rather why I came in here with that point about nobody moving. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: I know, I know, that's rather why I came in here with that point about nobody moving. Yes, I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east and... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Yes, I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east and... From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: From these glens and scars, the sound of the coot and the moorhen is seldom absent. Nature sits in stern mastery over these rocks and crags. The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies, reflected in tarn and loch... My God, what a simply ghastly place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: My God, what a simply ghastly place. We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We received a note from the Council saying that if we ceased to believe in this building it would fall down. Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Quite frankly, I think the central pillar system may need strengthening a bit. I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. Good night! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. Good night! Ah, good morning. I'm afraid our regular psychiatrist hasn't come round this morning and I've got an ego block which is in turn making my wife over-assertive and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah, good morning. I'm afraid our regular psychiatrist hasn't come round this morning and I've got an ego block which is in turn making my wife over-assertive and getting us both into a state of depressive neurosis. Put this paper bag over your head - it has little holes there for your eyes you see. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 7, 2022 Author Share Posted June 7, 2022 52 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Put this paper bag over your head - it has little holes there for your eyes you see. Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down... to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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