blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. I'm head of the Careers Advisory Board. Hello, I'm your new vicar. Can I interest you in any encyclopedias? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2, 2022 Author Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello, I'm your new vicar. Can I interest you in any encyclopedias? The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" tall at the end of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The most interesting thing about King Charles I is that he was 5'6" at the start of his reign, but only 4'8" tall at the end of it. You can keep your Robert Eversley. And you can keep your bloody Watutsi! I'd rather have my little body! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2, 2022 Author Share Posted June 2, 2022 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You can keep your Robert Eversley. And you can keep your bloody Watutsi! I'd rather have my little body! But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But don't you see, I came here to find a new job, a new life, a new meaning to my existence. Can't you help me? Nothing to do with me. I'm not in this page. This is page 269 - I'm not in until page 270... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Nothing to do with me. I'm not in this page. This is page 269 - I'm not in until page 270... It's the old man from Page 270! What's he doing here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's the old man from Page 270! What's he doing here? Well may you ask. We just been moved in next to SOCN...terrible bloody din. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 28 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well may you ask. We just been moved in next to SOCN...terrible bloody din. It's very nice actually. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the Biden thread. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's very nice actually. We've just had the outside painted with warm pus. It goes nicely with the vomit and catarrh we've got smeared all over the Biden thread. This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Clinton features with the efficiency of modern techniques. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Clinton features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The characters and incidents portrayed in this thread are fictitious, and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed, RICHARD M. NIXON 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The characters and incidents portrayed in this thread are fictitious, and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed, RICHARD M. NIXON I think he's got beautiful legs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I think he's got beautiful legs. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected! Alert all squad cars in the area. Ha-allo Dar-ling, I'm afra-ID I sh-A-ll BE L-ate H-O-me this evening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Alert all squad cars in the area. Ha-allo Dar-ling, I'm afra-ID I sh-A-ll BE L-ate H-O-me this evening. Now then my little banana, my little fruit salad, I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine utterly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Now then my little banana, my little fruit salad, I can wait for you no longer. You must be mine utterly. Well look I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well look I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey. The union between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous , Sir Lancelot of Camelot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: The union between the Princess and the brave, but dangerous , Sir Lancelot of Camelot. ...whilst Mary, Roger's half-sister, settles down to watch television... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ...whilst Mary, Roger's half-sister, settles down to watch television... ...has sent his fridge. This is the fridge in which David keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 27 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...has sent his fridge. This is the fridge in which David keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless... Fourth word, three syllables. First syllable. Ear? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Fourth word, three syllables. First syllable. Ear? Just answer the five questions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 29 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just answer the five questions. Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this . It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunchhour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, would you mind going away, I'm trying to examine this . It's - er - it's all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I'm a gynaecologist, but this is my lunchhour. What are they doing here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 3, 2022 Author Share Posted June 3, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What are they doing here? Ah! That's probably the first architect now. Come in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah! That's probably the first architect now. Come in. The man who could tear fruit machines apart with his eyeballs! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 4, 2022 Share Posted June 4, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: The man who could tear fruit machines apart with his eyeballs! Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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