IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 8 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in the morning? That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it! Sorry about that ... so unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 6 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Sorry about that ... so unless you have brain cells, or have completed the process of evolution, there's a wonderful day ahead! 7.30 Fed cat. 8.00 Breakfast. 8.30 Yes ( successfully ) 9.00 Set out on historic journey. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: 7.30 Fed cat. 8.00 Breakfast. 8.30 Yes ( successfully ) 9.00 Set out on historic journey. ...now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: ...now let's just get this quite clear - you're intending to jump across the English Channel? Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Look, I'm a knight, I'm supposed to get as much peril as I can. We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We were wondering if we could possibly borrow your head for a piece of animation. Come on now, be sensible Parky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Come on now, be sensible Parky. Well, there's the first result and the Silly Party has held Leicester. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, there's the first result and the Silly Party has held Leicester. In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: In this graph, this column represents 23% of the population. This column represents 28% of the population, and this column represents 43% of the population. Soon Scotland was full of Scotsmen. The over-crowding was pitiful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Soon Scotland was full of Scotsmen. The over-crowding was pitiful. Oh, one word of warning, sir, a little tip. Don't have any of the vicar over there. He's been here two weeks and nobody's touched him. 'Nuff said? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, one word of warning, sir, a little tip. Don't have any of the vicar over there. He's been here two weeks and nobody's touched him. 'Nuff said? STARRING THE REVEREND E.P. NESBITT. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: STARRING THE REVEREND E.P. NESBITT. I mean, as soon as I'd made 'Midnight Cowboy' with the vicar as Ratso Rizzo, John Schlesinger rushes out his version, and gets it premiered while mine's still at the chemist's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I mean, as soon as I'd made 'Midnight Cowboy' with the vicar as Ratso Rizzo, John Schlesinger rushes out his version, and gets it premiered while mine's still at the chemist's. Have to get a bigger bottle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 1, 2022 Author Share Posted June 1, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Have to get a bigger bottle. You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You see, if I split what's left, there'd be hardly any left for me at all. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon spill theirs just anywhere. A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! God be praised! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! God be praised! No, I've just come to say that he's on his way. Would you sign this, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, I've just come to say that he's on his way. Would you sign this, please. Here, what's going on? Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Here, what's going on? Is this because he took out one of those silly cards? Nihi watai bingo cards? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Nihi watai bingo cards? Ooh, likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 2, 2022 Author Share Posted June 2, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Ooh, likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around? As always one of the great attractions of this fourteen-day exhibition is the display of counter-marching given by the Massed Pipes and Toilet Requisites of the Colwyn Bay Massed Pipes and Toilet Requisites Club. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: As always one of the great attractions of this fourteen-day exhibition is the display of counter-marching given by the Massed Pipes and Toilet Requisites of the Colwyn Bay Massed Pipes and Toilet Requisites Club. Would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Would you excuse me a moment? I want to powder my nose. Stop that, stop that! It's filthy! Right now we need you, the one in the Blackhawks jersey, we need you for another skit onstage! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Stop that, stop that! It's filthy! Right now we need you, the one in the Blackhawks jersey, we need you for another skit onstage! Well, I'm a plumber. I can't act. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I'm a plumber. I can't act. I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are. I'm head of the Careers Advisory Board. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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