blackhawkrush Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That was a little item entitled Hide-and-Seek - very anarchic, very effective, not quite my cup of tea, but very nice for the younger people. It wasn't true to life. I thought it was totally bizarre. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 12, 2022 Author Share Posted June 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: It wasn't true to life. I thought it was totally bizarre. Well, you'd be surprised, actually sir. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Gilbert opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, you'd be surprised, actually sir. The Tudor economy's booming, ever since Sir Humphrey Gilbert opened up the Northwest passage to Cathay. THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 21 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You'll never get away with this, you porn merchant. Blimey! We're supposed to be French, aren't we? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We're supposed to be French, aren't we? What are you doing in England? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What are you doing in England? Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh! The very words of the garage mechanic in Bude. As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: As it turned out our chance meeting with Reverend Arthur Belling was to change our whole way of life, and every Sunday we'd hurry along to St Loony up the Cream Bun and Jam. It's silly, isn't it? Only with us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department, and yet never daring to... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's silly, isn't it? Only with us being so close together for so many months in the soft-toy department, and yet never daring to... ...ask the man in the street what he thinks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 Just now, blackhawkrush said: ...ask the man in the street what he thinks. That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's what I said. Such a bloody whack the diddle fa di la, fo di la, lo do di ... do di do, rum fum. Your Grace? Perhaps we should postpone the visit? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Your Grace? Perhaps we should postpone the visit? The next sketch starts after some silly noises. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The next sketch starts after some silly noises. Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine - completely authentic sound. Hours of amusement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Get the new Pooh-Pooh machine - completely authentic sound. Hours of amusement. Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, come come, don't play games with me my Lord of Buckingham. How about one potato, two potato, sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: How about one potato, two potato, sir? Why don't you sell proper food? Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Why don't you sell proper food? Yeah, not those rich imperialist tit-bits. Use your own, you great poofy poonagger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Use your own, you great poofy poonagger. He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions.He gives blood, he does cold research, all that sort of thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 13 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions.He gives blood, he does cold research, all that sort of thing. Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. ...or Shrill Petrol with the new additive GLC 9424075. After 6 p.m., 9424047. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...or Shrill Petrol with the new additive GLC 9424075. After 6 p.m., 9424047. Telling figures indeed! But what does that mean to the man in the street? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 39 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Telling figures indeed! But what does that mean to the man in the street? Look at that lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices, just across the road there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 31 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look at that lovely bookshop just across the road there, they've got a much better selection than we've got, probably at ridiculously low prices, just across the road there. Well, I was sitting in the public library in Lakeside Park just now, skimming through "Ghost Rider" by NeilPeart, and I suddenly came over all peckish. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, I was sitting in the public library in Lakeside Park just now, skimming through "Ghost Rider" by NeilPeart, and I suddenly came over all peckish. Right, sir. I'll get you a senior assistant... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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