IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 Just now, blackhawkrush said: Right, sir. I'll get you a senior assistant... treeduck is the Musical and Artistic Director of Covent Garden. He is himself a talented musician, he is a world famous authority on nineteenth-century Russian music and he's come into the studio tonight to talk about Tchaikovsky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: treeduck is the Musical and Artistic Director of Covent Garden. He is himself a talented musician, he is a world famous authority on nineteenth-century Russian music and he's come into the studio tonight to talk about Tchaikovsky. Give him another twenty seconds. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Give him another twenty seconds. And now over to me. Exclusively on the programme today we have the LABT, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 36 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: And now over to me. Exclusively on the programme today we have the LABT, who has just returned from the bitter fighting in the Gulf of Amman. He's going to tell us about canoeing. If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and LABT and your neighbors will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: If you're having canapes, as I showed you last week, or an outdoor barbecue, then the thing to do is set fire to all houses in the street. This will stir up anti-communist hatred and LABT and your neighbors will be right with you as you organize counter-revolutionary terror. So you see, if you act promptly enough, any left-wing uprising can be dealt with by the end of the party. Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well, don't leave him hanging around outside, darling. Ask him in. No, no, can't stop. Just passing by, actually. Just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, can't stop. Just passing by, actually. Just dropped in to tell you there's been a walk-out in the Impressionists. Yes. I used to work in the Academie Francaise, but it didn't do me any good at all, and I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid, but it didn't teach me nothing, I recall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. I used to work in the Academie Francaise, but it didn't do me any good at all, and I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid, but it didn't teach me nothing, I recall. Bonjour...et maintenant...comme d'habitude, au sujet du Le Marche Redmayne. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 13 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Bonjour...et maintenant...comme d'habitude, au sujet du Le Marche Redmayne. Fetchez la vache! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 minute ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Fetchez la vache! None of this 'Pussycat' nonsense? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: None of this 'Pussycat' nonsense? I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm more interesting than a wet pussycat. Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir 73 Waddle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 24 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Ladies and gentlemen, to read the nominations for the Light Entertainment Award, the remains of the late Sir 73 Waddle. I'm not dead! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 21 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I'm not dead! 73 has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: 73 has knocked himself out and so he is the winner and he goes on next week to meet himself in the final! There is only me, sir. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: There is only me, sir. I'm up to here. I'm sick to death. I can't take you any longer so I've come to see it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm up to here. I'm sick to death. I can't take you any longer so I've come to see it. I don't know, mush, I'll have a look in the script. Where are we? Show 8. Are you 'man'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I don't know, mush, I'll have a look in the script. Where are we? Show 8. Are you 'man'? He's not. I'm a witness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 6 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: He's not. I'm a witness. Oh, there he goes again! "Classified information!" Oh, sitting on the settee with our scones and our classified information! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 8 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, there he goes again! "Classified information!" Oh, sitting on the settee with our scones and our classified information! TRF would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan-Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: TRF would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Constable Pan-Am. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Their fine work is at least appreciated by me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Their fine work is at least appreciated by me. I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I thank you, gentlemen. The year has been a good one for the Society. Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted June 15, 2022 Author Share Posted June 15, 2022 48 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Three men dead, the factory burnt down, the account lost and our firm completely bankrupt. Oh! Eh! You didn't ask me, you asked him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh! Eh! You didn't ask me, you asked him. Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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