1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 18 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh. I don't seem to be able to find it, sir. Uhh, it'll be in - be in Number Four Trench. I'll go and get it. What was that? I write my posts out of the trench? But I've never posted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What was that? I write my posts out of the trench? But I've never posted out of a trench. I might fall over. It's dangerous. If 73 doesn't get enough protein he gets very thin and his bones begin to stick out and his fins start to fall off. So once a week give your admin a really good meal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: If 73 doesn't get enough protein he gets very thin and his bones begin to stick out and his fins start to fall off. So once a week give your admin a really good meal. I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. Yes, that's near enough. I'll give you that. Right, now, Mrs. Scum, you have won your prize. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, that's near enough. I'll give you that. Right, now, Mrs. Scum, you have won your prize. This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia...and his wife, Debbie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: This is Howard Katzenberg from Philadelphia...and his wife, Debbie. Ach. Ha! Gut time...er, gut afternoon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ach. Ha! Gut time...er, gut afternoon. Oh, quick get the sword out, I want to cut his head off! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, quick get the sword out, I want to cut his head off! And where did the head land? Right at the back. That's justice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 24 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And where did the head land? Right at the back. That's justice. No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. Oh. Sorry, yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 27 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No, I shall deny that to the last breath in my body. Oh. Sorry, yes. You're not fooling anyone, you know. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 38 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're not fooling anyone, you know. All right. We can soon settle this. We'll ask him. Yes, we met on holiday last year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All right. We can soon settle this. We'll ask him. Yes, we met on holiday last year. 73's right. Your mind's gone, Simon Jenkins. You're rubbish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: 73's right. Your mind's gone, Simon Jenkins. You're rubbish. Nurse! Nurse! Nurse, take Mr. Ibanez to a brain surgeon. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Nurse! Nurse! Nurse, take Mr. Ibanez to a brain surgeon. And don't ask him too many questions because it will get hot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And don't ask him too many questions because it will get hot. And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: And so it was the fire brigade eventually came round on Friday night. They ran up against one big obstacle - the Thames. This was a major setback. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: They ran up against one big obstacle - the Thames. This was a major setback. I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. He's good. You could learn a thing or two from him. Right, now you two me old beauties, you are nicked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's good. You could learn a thing or two from him. Right, now you two me old beauties, you are nicked. I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to takeaway my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I've got a family... a wife and six kids... and I hope very much you don't have to takeaway my freedom... because... well, because m'lud freedom is a state much prized within the realm of civilized society. ...Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 21 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: ...Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really. These enquiries led to certain changes at TRF... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: These enquiries led to certain changes at TRF... Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The TRF has made me the head of the New World Women Ola Pola. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 24, 2022 Author Share Posted May 24, 2022 25 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hello sailors. Listen, guess what. The TRF has made me the head of the New World Women Ola Pola. As a prolific post-writer, I feel I must protest about the previous post. I am nearly sixty and am quite mad, but I do enjoy listening to the TRF Home Service. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 24, 2022 Share Posted May 24, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: As a prolific post-writer, I feel I must protest about the previous post. I am nearly sixty and am quite mad, but I do enjoy listening to the TRF Home Service. This twenty-one-year-old , remarkably stocky for 6'3", square shouldered, balding giant, hair flowing in the wind, bright eyed, pert, young for his age but oh so old in so many ways... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: This twenty-one-year-old , remarkably stocky for 6'3", square shouldered, balding giant, hair flowing in the wind, bright eyed, pert, young for his age but oh so old in so many ways... But what do that mean to you, what do that mean to me, what do that mean to the average man in the street? With me now is Professor Tiddles of Leeds University... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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