IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Il chante un peu. C'est formidable, n'est ce pas... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: C'est formidable, n'est ce pas... Just how much Moulineaux? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just how much Moulineaux? What are you doing in England??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What are you doing in England??? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ 'The Bells of St Mary's'. Thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ 'The Bells of St Mary's'. Thank you. I think she's dead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I think she's dead. These historic pictures of Queen Victoria, taken in 1880 at Osborne show the Queen with Gladstone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: These historic pictures of Queen Victoria, taken in 1880 at Osborne show the Queen with Gladstone. But who is this? My goodness me, it's the Duke of Kent to the rescue! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But who is this? My goodness me, it's the Duke of Kent to the rescue! You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there... there must be... someone... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 18, 2022 Author Share Posted May 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You've come to rescue me! I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there... there must be... someone... Oh, hello. My name's Carpenter. I'm from the US Government. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 15 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, hello. My name's Carpenter. I'm from the US Government. Now this! Now this! It's the end of the road!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now this! Now this! It's the end of the road!! No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, it was just a little joke. Actually, I am the Council Ratcatcher. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes, and Captain Ibanez. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 18, 2022 Share Posted May 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps my wife and some of her friends...oh yes, and Captain Ibanez. Ve let you know... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 13 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ve let you know... Dear King Haakon, I am not dictating. What? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Dear King Haakon, I am not dictating. What? He must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: He must be a king. He hasn't got shit all over him. No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson's Number 8 Laxative Cereal. What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNG. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNG. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. Well I live around at my gran's, she trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well I live around at my gran's, she trains polecats, but most of them have suffocated so there should be a bit of spare room in the attic. Ah, I see. Could you show us the dog kennels, please? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, I see. Could you show us the dog kennels, please? Hello, Currys -- that salesman you sent round is obviously a dummy... Oh, thank you very much. They're sending round a real one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Hello, Currys -- that salesman you sent round is obviously a dummy... Oh, thank you very much. They're sending round a real one. Er...nobody...um... I know! I know! Nobody expects the...um... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Er...nobody...um... I know! I know! Nobody expects the...um... Errrr, the workers' control of means of production? The - the struggle of the urban proletariat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 19, 2022 Share Posted May 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Errrr, the workers' control of means of production? The - the struggle of the urban proletariat? No, no, what do penguins eat? I'll give you a clue... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 19, 2022 Author Share Posted May 19, 2022 42 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, what do penguins eat? I'll give you a clue... Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you say 'ehnvelope' and 'larngerie' and 'sarndwiches on the settee'! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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