blackhawkrush Posted March 14, 2022 Posted March 14, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy: 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun? 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :P 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra: 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose: 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead: 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy: 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm: 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm:It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase arrangements, I still get these terrible headaches. :gumby: 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm:It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase arrangements, I still get these terrible headaches. :gumby:Well I keep hearing guitars playing and people singing when there's no one around. :wtf: 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment. 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub: 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning... 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :| 1
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: 1
blackhawkrush Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15, 2022 Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :o 2
IbanezJem Posted March 15, 2022 Author Posted March 15, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh: 2
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :o 2
IbanezJem Posted March 16, 2022 Author Posted March 16, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader: 2
blackhawkrush Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader:Nyet, nyet, nyet! :bang bang: :smoke: 1
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16, 2022 Posted March 16, 2022 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader:Nyet, nyet, nyet! :bang bang: :smoke:BEANS!!!!!!!!!! 2
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