blackhawkrush Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :P 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm:It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase arrangements, I still get these terrible headaches. :gumby: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 No, no, the glass thing...the glass decanter with the round glass stopper. :digi:It's a great conversation piece. :blah:It's only a model.Well it hasn't got its sails yet. Oh well I'll ... I'll have a look at it in the dark room in the morning. :unsure:Yes, Simon just tripped and fell and went 'Oops'. :blush: :eyeroll: Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.All right, Rutherford, I'll take over. Yes, we sell a lot of these. Right, shall we try a fitting? :chickendance:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, what? ... Size eight. :DSurely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :notworthy:Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat. :scared:Supposing someone came at you with a banana and you haven't got a gun?You move at your peril, for I have two pistols here. I know one of them isn't loaded any more, but the other one is, so that's one of you dead for sure, or just about for sure anyway. :PHey, I've got an idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? :madra:All right, sergeant major. At ease. Now, how many chaps have you got left? :rose:Sir Gawain, Ector, and Bors. Well, we'll not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!Several hours of thought produced nothing. :banghead:You ought to go and see a psychiatrist. You're a loony. You might even need a new brain. :crazy:The great thing about Blackhawk is that he's almost totally stupid.Well, I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it in the head! :facepalm:It is incredible, isn't it, that in these days when man can walk on the moon and work out the most complicated hire purchase arrangements, I still get these terrible headaches. :gumby:Well I keep hearing guitars playing and people singing when there's no one around. :wtf: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :| 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 16 Author Share Posted March 16 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader:Nyet, nyet, nyet! :bang bang: :smoke: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Arranged and composed by Neil Innes. :guitar: He is available from the BBC for 4 pounds or eight months imprisonment.But what do the criminologists think? We asked The Amazing Kargol and Janet. :wub:Well, I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning...That's right. The curd had become detached from the pastry base. :|Er, well, the other one wasn't any good, so I'd like to swap it for this one, please. Er, I have paid. I paid on Saturday. Here's the ticket. :cool: :tsk: This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in in crayon.A TIGER? In Africa??? :oBURMA!!! :eh:STREWTH!!! :oEven better. Great. Have a drink. Lose the penguin. Stand by to shoot. :cheerleader:Nyet, nyet, nyet! :bang bang: :smoke:BEANS!!!!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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