You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[IbanezJem]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

[blackhawkrush]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

[IbanezJem]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

[blackhawkrush]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

[IbanezJem]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

Well hello there again ladies and gentlemen. At this time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. :Neil:

[blackhawkrush]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

Well hello there again ladies and gentlemen. At this time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. :Neil:

During the performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :notworthy:

[IbanezJem]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

Well hello there again ladies and gentlemen. At this time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. :Neil:

During the performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :notworthy:

Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the solo yet! :rush:

[blackhawkrush]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

Well hello there again ladies and gentlemen. At this time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. :Neil:

During the performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :notworthy:

Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the solo yet! :rush:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Brian Islam and Brucie. :guitar: :guitar:

[IbanezJem]

You're right. This isn't a lifeboat at all. :boohoo:

:facepalm: You stupid git. You've spoilt the atmosphere now. We'll have to start again.

In that case it's goodbye for ever, James. :moon:

No, not quite...but er, just look in here. :smash: Yes.

Oh dear... it's rather like one of those games you play where you have to get the ball into the hole ... That's it. :7up:

:yes: Strangling animals, golf and masturbation.

How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Aye, there's lots of people making love, but there's no mention of Geoff Boycott's average. :huh:

On 'Is There' next week we'll be discussing the question 'Is there enough of it about?', and until then, goodnight. :zzz:

And just watch these gallant girls go into action... :hug2: :hug2: :hug2:

Er, look would you mind running along for ten minutes? Make it half an hour. :drool:

Here we see a huge bull sea lion seeing off an intruding bull who is attempting to intrude on his harem. :bitchslap:

This unique film provides a rare glimpse into the private world of a woman who ruled half the earth. :blush:

Henry, turn that television off, you know it's bad for your eyes. :wacko:

I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here. :geddy:

Perhaps you prefer this latest model. :Alex:

Well hello there again ladies and gentlemen. At this time we'd like to up the tempo a little, change the mood. :Neil:

During the performance, he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. :notworthy:

Oh no you can't do that. Here, we haven't finished the solo yet! :rush:

Never mind, it's not all it's cracked up to be. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Brian Islam and Brucie. :guitar: :guitar:

He was a centurion in the Jerusalem Garrisons. :D-13:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab. Edited March 9, 2022 by IbanezJem

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

Throw her into the pond! :yes:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

Throw her into the pond! :yes:

:o Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month?

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

Throw her into the pond! :yes:

:o Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month?

:no: I'm afraid Mrs Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. :rose:

[blackhawkrush]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

Throw her into the pond! :yes:

:o Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month?

:no: I'm afraid Mrs Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. :rose:

So the murderer must be somebody in this room. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. :lol:

[IbanezJem]

...and of course, himself had the most monumental ivories. :D

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean. :musicnote:

Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model :monalisa: Swedish accordion teacher and cane-chair sales lady.

.and there it is, a double Eydie Gorme, should be able to twist out of this, and he does...but he's looking pretty groggy. :|

Well, just have a nice lie down, and I'll go to the Embassy. :outtahere:

Could I have a quick cup of tea please. I have an important statement on Rhodesia to make in the Commons at six. :blah:

The script would appear to have landed on a different ledge, somewhat out of my grasp, don't you know. :banghead:

I'm just learning my lines, you know. 'Oh Mr Belpit, your legs...' :coy:

Come on, ret's get this light. That was telliber. :facepalm:

:sigh: I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and this dead crab.

How about the lamellibranches? :popcorn:

Throw her into the pond! :yes:

:o Dame Irene Stoat, who celebrates her eighty-fifth birthday this month?

:no: I'm afraid Mrs Vermin Jones appears to have passed orn. :rose:

So the murderer must be somebody in this room. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. :lol:

With a brilliant mind like yours, Dim, you could be something other than a policeman. :heart: