blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 No ... I must ask you please not to ring in until you've seen all the photos. :no:This is Uncle Ted in front of the house. :codger: This is Uncle Ted at the back of the house. :codger: And this is Uncle Ted at the side of the house. :codger: :bitchslap: Yes, we've played squash together.Look, it's your affair if you want to play with five people...but don't go calling it doubles. :tsk:Three, sir.I thought you did that so well, Mr. 73. Could I have your autograph? :wub:Can I give you some spit? :huh: I'll take the blow on the head! :smash:That's the worst thing you can do to anybody. You could have broken my bloody nose! :hockeygoon:Your own hooter's a beaut. No pruning necessary. :kisshug:Yes. Well, there's a reason it's... like it is, Brian. :wub:And she smiled quietly to herself. :cheerleader:What's that, Vera? :oIt's a bazooka. :cool:Good thing I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!Oh, I don't think it's a proper restaurant unless they give you finger bowls. :tsk:Oh, oh. No more buttered scones for me, Mater. I'm off to play the grand piano. :eyeroll: :facepalm: So anyway, Beethoven was rather glad when he went deaf.Episode Two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots", can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately. :PLiberal rubbish! What do you want with your jugged fish, Klaus? :unsure:Quiche lorraine for me, please...and a soup of the day. :drool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 12, 2022 Author Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 12, 2022 Author Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 12, 2022 Author Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 12, 2022 Author Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 12, 2022 Share Posted March 12, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy:I waggled me wig! ;) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy:I waggled me wig! ;)Where did you get that, Mac Fisheries? :laughing guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy:I waggled me wig! ;)Where did you get that, Mac Fisheries? :laughing guy:You shouldn't have said that, sir. :bang bang: You've hurt his feelings now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy:I waggled me wig! ;)Where did you get that, Mac Fisheries? :laughing guy:You shouldn't have said that, sir. :bang bang: You've hurt his feelings now.What I meant was... :tongue: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Mario, how super to see you. How are the lovely family? Please give your little daughter this. :macallan: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. I'll have the lot! :outtahere:No more sherry for me, don't you know. Warner House beat Badger House for the Second Cuppa. :chickendance:You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you. :no:Excuse me...can I borrow that, please? Thank you. :blah: These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago...We had considered a version of Michael Stewart's speech on Nigeria and there were several votes on the Committee for a staging of Herr Willi Brandt's visit to East Germany. :bump: :facepalm: Transmitting bland garbage.No, it's the end of the series, they must be running out of ideas. :yes:Who are you? You're an out-of-work writer? Well, you're fired. :bitchslap: One day you'll learn there's more to life than culture! There's dirt and smoke and good honest sweat!Oh yeah. Right. Ah, OK, ah, how much experience in journalism? :blah: I nearly got in at Hendon...Oh shut up Melford, there's always next year. :bitchslap:Once in the sewer, timing will be of the essence. There is a Roman feast later in the evening, so we must move fast, and don't wear your best sandals. :no:Oh, I have got a little green pinny I could wear. :coy:I waggled me wig! ;)Where did you get that, Mac Fisheries? :laughing guy:You shouldn't have said that, sir. :bang bang: You've hurt his feelings now.What I meant was... :tongue: Look what you've done to him! He's worked his fingers to the bone to make this place what it is! :tsk: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.Now. I've got a tiara...you've got one...you've got one of the boxes...you've got one...anyone else got a tiara? :outtahere: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted March 13, 2022 Share Posted March 13, 2022 Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.Now. I've got a tiara...you've got one...you've got one of the boxes...you've got one...anyone else got a tiara? :outtahere: I've got a second-hand apron... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted March 13, 2022 Author Share Posted March 13, 2022 Well he did do that, yeah. He was a hard man. Vicious but fair.Now. I've got a tiara...you've got one...you've got one of the boxes...you've got one...anyone else got a tiara? :outtahere: I've got a second-hand apron...And I suppose as his eldest son it must go to me. :cool: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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