1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Look, we were hoping to have a quiet evening on our own. You young couple just carry on. Take no notice of me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with... A very personal and sincere 'sorry' to you m'lud 73, for my appalling behavior on page 321. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: A very personal and sincere 'sorry' to you m'lud 73, for my appalling behavior on page 321. Now then Blackhawk, you've been with us for thirteen years, and your posting in the hockey and Python threads has been immaculate, but unfortunately the effect you have on your fellow TRFers has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option...but to sack you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Now then Blackhawk, you've been with us for thirteen years, and your posting in the hockey and Python threads has been immaculate, but unfortunately the effect you have on your fellow TRFers has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option...but to sack you. Well, I'm sorry you feel that way but er, you know, if you ever want to come to Chicago... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, I'm sorry you feel that way but er, you know, if you ever want to come to Chicago... Aye, Hampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Chicago! You and yer coal-mining friends. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Aye, Hampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Chicago! You and yer coal-mining friends. Hey, gaffer, can you settle something? ILSnwdog here says you can find New York between St' Louis and Vancouver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Hey, gaffer, can you settle something? ILSnwdog here says you can find New York between St' Louis and Vancouver. He is - he is an inmate of a Bengali psychiatric institution and escaped by making this skin out of old, used cereal packets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: He is - he is an inmate of a Bengali psychiatric institution and escaped by making this skin out of old, used cereal packets. He's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperment, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: He's having a lot of mental difficulties with his breakfasts, but this is temperment, caused by a small particle of brain in his skull. Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 18, 2022 Author Share Posted August 18, 2022 20 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Sshh, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it! I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! All right. Bag of otters' noses, then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: All right. Bag of otters' noses, then. For first course, sir? And what would you like with it, sir? A ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: For first course, sir? And what would you like with it, sir? A ? I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I like this Ano-Weet, it really unclogs me. Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Right, who's got a boil on his Semprini, then? It is a startler, isn't it. Er, do you mind if I... er... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It is a startler, isn't it. Er, do you mind if I... er... No, no, everyone calls me Ted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 55 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, everyone calls me Ted. May I just sidetrack for one moment? This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours, "Two sheds." How did you come by it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: May I just sidetrack for one moment? This -- what shall I call it -- nickname of yours, "Two sheds." How did you come by it? Well, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, do you remember when there was that fashion for, you know, little poodles with small coats? Oh, it was extremely interesting, very, very, quite...it was dull; dull, dull, dull, oh God it was dull. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, it was extremely interesting, very, very, quite...it was dull; dull, dull, dull, oh God it was dull. Tonight's other match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynecologists and the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 7 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Tonight's other match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynecologists and the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators. The symbol of man's regeneration through radical Marxism... fair enough... but, but we never once get a chance to see him turn his off-breaks on that Brisbane sticky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The symbol of man's regeneration through radical Marxism... fair enough... but, but we never once get a chance to see him turn his off-breaks on that Brisbane sticky. Rather. I'm reminded of the story of Gubby Allen in '32. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Rather. I'm reminded of the story of Gubby Allen in '32. But for all the mumbo-jumbo and superstition, the Batsmen of the Kalahari are formidable fighters, as we can see on this rare footage of them in action against Warwickshire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But for all the mumbo-jumbo and superstition, the Batsmen of the Kalahari are formidable fighters, as we can see on this rare footage of them in action against Warwickshire. The win every bloody year...makes you vomit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted August 19, 2022 Author Share Posted August 19, 2022 31 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The win every bloody year...makes you vomit. I see. You'd better wait here. I'll get a cloth. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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