blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Ibanez, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head! And for me there can be no greater privilege, and honor, than to that which it is my to have befallen this evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And for me there can be no greater privilege, and honor, than to that which it is my to have befallen this evening. My name's Bradshaw - Inspector Elizabeth Bradshaw, of the Special Branch Speech Day Squad, but I'd like you to think of me as the Bishop of East Anglia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: My name's Bradshaw - Inspector Elizabeth Bradshaw, of the Special Branch Speech Day Squad, but I'd like you to think of me as the Bishop of East Anglia. That's a man's life, isn't it? Travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. Edited May 12, 2022 by blackhawkrush 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's a man's life, isn't it? Travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives. Now we turn to the lighter subject of sport, and Reg Harris, the former world cycling sprint champion, talks to us about the psychological problems of big race preparation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now we turn to the lighter subject of sport, and Reg Harris, the former world cycling sprint champion, talks to us about the psychological problems of big race preparation. I've got to stand in the tea chest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 49 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I've got to stand in the tea chest. Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you. And just two lovely coffees, please. No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, no, I mustn't. It makes me throw up. Oh, I'm so bleeding happy. The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and commit suicide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 14 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The head waiter will be along to abuse you in a few moments, and now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and commit suicide. Bad luck Genghis. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Bad luck Genghis. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores. Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Bayern Munchen 4397, Wrexham 1. So Wrexham going through there on aggregate. 'Mr Smarmy so-called Harold Wilson can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: 'Mr Smarmy so-called Harold Wilson can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts'. Ja - she's a real honey! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ja - she's a real honey! C'mon then, love...drop 'em! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: C'mon then, love...drop 'em! And from strife-torn Bolivia, Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And from strife-torn Bolivia, Ronald Rodgers reports on storage jars there. A tranquillizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine damn! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: A tranquillizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs ... they've done filled me full of chlorpromazine damn! Oh, don't be such a baby. Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, don't be such a baby. Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it. Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 17 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat. Aye, well but they said Crippen was crazy didn't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Aye, well but they said Crippen was crazy didn't they? I'm sorry. I'm very moved. And so, m'lud, it only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm sorry. I'm very moved. And so, m'lud, it only remains for you to pass the most savage sentence on me that the law can provide. Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you. What a senseless waste of human life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 20 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you. What a senseless waste of human life. Well, he was attacking me with a banana! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 13, 2022 Author Share Posted May 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, he was attacking me with a banana! Thank you for the excellent banana and cheese delicacy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you for the excellent banana and cheese delicacy. Simon eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 13, 2022 Share Posted May 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Simon eats his lunch, he goes to the lavatory. What's for afters? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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