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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3


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43 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. :2funny:

But Roberts is over fifteen hundred miles away, and it's beginning to look all over bar the shouting. :blah:The sands of time are running out for this delving dago, this savior of seek, this perspicacious Paraguayan. 

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

But Roberts is over fifteen hundred miles away, and it's beginning to look all over bar the shouting. :blah:The sands of time are running out for this delving dago, this savior of seek, this perspicacious Paraguayan. 

Oh, :no:  no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. 

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1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Oh, :no:  no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. 

 

It's not particularly silly though, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

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10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

It's not particularly silly though, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

:pirate: Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:pirate: Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got.

 

Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums. Then arrange them NICELY in a VASE! OH, GET IN! GET IN!!!!!!! :gumby:

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4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums. Then arrange them NICELY in a VASE! OH, GET IN! GET IN!!!!!!! :gumby:

The door's open.  :confused:

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3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.

   :yes: Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. 

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12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   :yes: Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. 

 

Get out! I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! :rage:

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27 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Get out! I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! :rage:

:yes: Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:yes: Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver.

No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if...:bolt::cosmo:

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10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if...:bolt::cosmo:

:sigh: You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup.

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2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Well Simon...I'm opening a boutique. :7up:

So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?:bitchslap:More apparatus, please, nurse: the E.E.G., the B.P. monitor, and the A.V.V.

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?:bitchslap:More apparatus, please, nurse: the E.E.G., the B.P. monitor, and the A.V.V.

Ooh, I...I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest.  :old:

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7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said:

 

Silence! I have come for you.To take you away. That is my purpose. I...am...death. :ph34r:

:spit: Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

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5 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

:spit: Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact.

We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big living room.  :cool:

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8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big living room.  :cool:

Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. :joker:

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2 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. :joker:

You asked for the coffee machine...so let's see what you've won.  :chores:  

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