blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going... And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And when these two way-out wacky characters get together there's fun a-plenty. Oh, excuse me, a coach party has just arrived. I shall have to fall off the wall, I'm afraid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, excuse me, a coach party has just arrived. I shall have to fall off the wall, I'm afraid. And it's Anneli Drummond-Hay on Mr. Softee just about to go into jump-off against the clock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 54 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And it's Anneli Drummond-Hay on Mr. Softee just about to go into jump-off against the clock. ... and over there on the oyster beds Formula 2 car racing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: ... and over there on the oyster beds Formula 2 car racing. Exciting? No, it's not. It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God, it's dull, it's so desperately dull. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going... Oooh ooh! Say No MORE! Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, eh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oooh ooh! Say No MORE! Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, eh? Mr. 73 of Homeleigh, the Burrows, Oswestly, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which post he will react to, but we can soon find out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Mr. 73 of Homeleigh, the Burrows, Oswestly, has presented us with a poser. We do not know which post he will react to, but we can soon find out. It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! Well, how many 16-tons weights are there? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, how many 16-tons weights are there? You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You see, I like them, they help to flesh out the scene, I could lose a few, you know I could... What else floats in water? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: What else floats in water? Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! (Note to self: Don't reply to posts straight from the notifications without refreshing the thread first.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! (Note to self: Don't reply to posts straight from the notifications without refreshing the thread first.) And Ramsay MacDonald becomes, for the second time, Prime Minister of England. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: And Ramsay MacDonald becomes, for the second time, Prime Minister of England. This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be browsing The Rush Forum tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 23 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be browsing The Rush Forum tonight. Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up lots of weevils and nasty maggots, which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up lots of weevils and nasty maggots, which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. When seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: When seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of death. Wonderful what we can do nowadays. Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Wonderful what we can do nowadays. Aah! I see you have the machine that goes 'ping'. This is my favourite. Expensive sound expensive visual effects there expensive production assistant expensive designer cheap director. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Expensive sound expensive visual effects there expensive production assistant expensive designer cheap director. Then suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Then suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack. That's it. I'm getting out of this thread before it's too late too late. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: That's it. I'm getting out of this thread before it's too late too late. We was too late. The Reverend Blackhawkrush bit the ceiling. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We was too late. The Reverend Blackhawkrush bit the ceiling. I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 9 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: People pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction... It's the uniform that puts them off-- that and my bad breath. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: It's the uniform that puts them off-- that and my bad breath. So if you are over six feet tall and would like a friend, a pen friend, in the police force... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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