IbanezJem Posted May 7, 2022 Author Share Posted May 7, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: But why do I have to hang from this bloody gas bag all day? The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: The bull is heavy, violent, abusive and aggressive with four legs and great sharp teeth, whereas the bull-fighter is only a small, greasy Spaniard. That doesn't worry me...Kastner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 15 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: That doesn't worry me...Kastner. Well so much for that. But of course, the probe itself has excited a great deal of interest for it contains uranium-based dual transmission cells entirely re-charged by solar radiation. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well so much for that. But of course, the probe itself has excited a great deal of interest for it contains uranium-based dual transmission cells entirely re-charged by solar radiation. waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: waits for his moment to destroy this little world utterly. This is it. This is your moment, Arthur Pewty... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: This is it. This is your moment, Arthur Pewty... At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. Yes. Well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the officers has lost a leg. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes. Well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here. One of the officers has lost a leg. They should eat more fresh fruit! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: They should eat more fresh fruit! I've... I've just been stabbed by your nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I've... I've just been stabbed by your nurse. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She is a bad person and must pay the penalty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She is a bad person and must pay the penalty. Oh but it's only thirty shillings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh but it's only thirty shillings. The money's good and the waterskiing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The money's good and the waterskiing. Go to East Africa, have plastic surgery and meet me there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Go to East Africa, have plastic surgery and meet me there. All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: All right, but only...if you come on a camping holiday with me. Oh, we don't fly to America. Oh, the American flight... err... on the plane... oh yes, oh we do that, all right. Safe as houses, no need for panic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, we don't fly to America. Oh, the American flight... err... on the plane... oh yes, oh we do that, all right. Safe as houses, no need for panic. You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: You'll have had your tea. Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: That's Mr Kamikaze, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships. Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 8, 2022 Author Share Posted May 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, sir! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered! Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam. Hello, is that the North Malden Icelandic Society? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Hello, is that the North Malden Icelandic Society? No, wrong number I'm afraid, this is a psychiatrist speaking. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 3 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: No, wrong number I'm afraid, this is a psychiatrist speaking. Oh, I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 12 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Oh, I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour? You bloody fighting again. Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head. Now what's it all about? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: You bloody fighting again. Break it up or I'll put this pick through your head. Now what's it all about? Well, she turned me into a newt! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 5 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, she turned me into a newt! I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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