IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 22 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm afraid I'm going to have to operate. It's nothing to worry about although it is extremely dangerous. Oh, Robert, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, Robert, don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day. Em, for business reasons? Oh, I see. Oh, you're so clever, Simon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 53 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Em, for business reasons? Oh, I see. Oh, you're so clever, Simon. Yes, quite right. You're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, quite right. You're rather a smart young lad aren't you. We could do with somebody like you to feed the pantomime horse. Very smart. And so this big Lincolnshire heavyweight becomes the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And so this big Lincolnshire heavyweight becomes the new Oxford Professor of Fine Art. I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want a bloody photographer! Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Right! Confiscate the smutty books, Maddox. Well I mean for instance, would you stock 'Last Exit to Brooklyn'... or ... 'Groupie'? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well I mean for instance, would you stock 'Last Exit to Brooklyn'... or ... 'Groupie'? Won't have it in the house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Won't have it in the house. I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 9, 2022 Author Share Posted May 9, 2022 11 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I just want to come in and ransack the flat. Honestly. No! Get out of our house! Go on! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in SOCN? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 4 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No! Get out of our house! Go on! Why don't you do a documentary about the drug problem round in SOCN? They've seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: They've seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists. Well, bring them round for tea tomorrow! It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 17 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well, bring them round for tea tomorrow! It's Ghastly Spotty Cross-Eyed's birthday and she's having a disemboweling party for a few friends! Joe Biden will drop in for lunch, bringing Nancy Pelosi with him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Joe Biden will drop in for lunch, bringing Nancy Pelosi with him. The great thing about Joe is that he's almost totally stupid. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: The great thing about Joe is that he's almost totally stupid. Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz so have your pens and pencils ready. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we're going to kick straight off this week with our Mortuary Quiz so have your pens and pencils ready. Thank you Onan! And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a website administrator in New York. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Thank you Onan! And now: a letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for a website administrator in New York. He must have died while carving it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said: He must have died while carving it. Do not panic, don't look round - this building is surrounded. There is nothing to worry about. I am the Bishop of East Anglia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Do not panic, don't look round - this building is surrounded. There is nothing to worry about. I am the Bishop of East Anglia. Well, it's not particularly disturbing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, it's not particularly disturbing. Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, we met in the Turkish bath yesterday. Ah, one of our adventure holidays. Well, you'd better speak to Mr. about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 43 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ah, one of our adventure holidays. Well, you'd better speak to Mr. about that. There with the Returning Officer is Arthur Smith the sensible candidate and next to him is Jethro Q. Walrustitty the silly candidate with his agent and his silly wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: There with the Returning Officer is Arthur Smith the sensible candidate and next to him is Jethro Q. Walrustitty the silly candidate with his agent and his silly wife. Deirdre. What a beautiful, beautiful name. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Deirdre. What a beautiful, beautiful name. Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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