blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Holiday snaps, eh? In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: In this picture there are forty people. None of them can be seen. Perhaps they've got 'flu. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Perhaps they've got 'flu. Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 34 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Short men, were they...eh? All squat and bent up? I mean, they should have asked Margaret Drabble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I mean, they should have asked Margaret Drabble. Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 1, 2022 Author Share Posted May 1, 2022 11 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Yes, Charwoman! Sweeping away the last remnants of male chauvinism. Ah-hah! ... Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Ah-hah! ... Well that's it, you see. That's how it starts. And what else did these fellows do? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: And what else did these fellows do? Well they come up to you, like, and push you -- shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Well they come up to you, like, and push you -- shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them. Just pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on top of 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on top of ...which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 1, 2022 Share Posted May 1, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: ...which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead. Oh, I can't take like that. It's against regulations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 12 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, I can't take like that. It's against regulations. There are people with guns out there, sir. Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They've all got 'em. All of 'em, sir. And some of 'em have got tanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: There are people with guns out there, sir. Real guns, sir. Not toy ones, sir. Proper ones, sir. They've all got 'em. All of 'em, sir. And some of 'em have got tanks. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, We all know where you've been, you military fairy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, We all know where you've been, you military fairy! I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I'm not your Grace, I'm your Elsie. You're a loony. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: You're a loony. I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet. Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 36 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well it's come from a very good home - it's house trained. Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 1 hour ago, IbanezJem said: Well, you see applicants are not required to fill in their species. So, logically, if blackhawk weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 2, 2022 Share Posted May 2, 2022 2 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: So, logically, if blackhawk weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood... I'd like to bring the duck in here, and ask her, if possible, to clarify the whole question of currency restrictions in the world today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 2, 2022 Author Share Posted May 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'd like to bring the duck in here, and ask her, if possible, to clarify the whole question of currency restrictions in the world today. Cut the haggling. Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 20 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Cut the haggling. Say you open at one shekel. I start at two thousand. We close about eighteen hundred. Just as I thought. Not clever enough, my fine friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 4 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Just as I thought. Not clever enough, my fine friend. Mr. Ibanez chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at his house, we found that he had gone away on two weeks holiday. However a neighbor told us where he was. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Mr. Ibanez chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at his house, we found that he had gone away on two weeks holiday. However a neighbor told us where he was. He's got a Chinese bit there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 3, 2022 Author Share Posted May 3, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: He's got a Chinese bit there. Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive and particularly the little serving maid with the great big knockers, and when she gets going... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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