IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 9 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the color. Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I... I like my meat a little more lean. . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 minute ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, that's true. But to be perfectly frank I... I like my meat a little more lean. . Are you suggesting...eating my mother??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 12 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Are you suggesting...eating my mother??? No. We just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: No. We just don't like it. We're going to take it to the vet tomorrow. Ahh yes, that's better. Now let's hope this doesn't get silly. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Ahh yes, that's better. Now let's hope this doesn't get silly. Something aroused the accountant's instinct buried deep in Robert's make-up. The journey was possible, and yet... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Something aroused the accountant's instinct buried deep in Robert's make-up. The journey was possible, and yet... Well taken, Concorde! And again, over we go. Good, and now, the big one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 18 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well taken, Concorde! And again, over we go. Good, and now, the big one. During the performance he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: During the performance he will escape from a sack, three padlocks and a pair of handcuffs. Which the 'Bristol Evening Post' described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the 'Bath Chronicle' was less than enthusiastic... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 51 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Which the 'Bristol Evening Post' described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the 'Bath Chronicle' was less than enthusiastic... Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now, what is it meant to be? I've got to tell them something. .. is it a Flemish merchant? Look, this is a raid...honestly, I promise you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Look, this is a raid...honestly, I promise you. I don't believe you, sir. Now come along please, you're wasting our time. Move along please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I don't believe you, sir. Now come along please, you're wasting our time. Move along please. I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaaaaa! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaaaaa! We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. And that is the end of the news. And now, 'Match of the Day'. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: We understand a man is now helping police with their enquiries. And that is the end of the news. And now, 'Match of the Day'. Mrs. Robinson v Manchester United or Southampton v Mr. Rodgers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 16, 2022 Author Share Posted May 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Mrs. Robinson v Manchester United or Southampton v Mr. Rodgers? I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: I would like to apologize to you all, but unfortunately Miss Cicely Courtneidge is unable to appear. And Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 16, 2022 Share Posted May 16, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: And Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there. And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: And the aptly named Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film. For six years they cleaned up a packet - the day I got whiff of them through a squealer and within one week did a mop-up right good. They're now languishing doing five years bird in Parkhurst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: For six years they cleaned up a packet - the day I got whiff of them through a squealer and within one week did a mop-up right good. They're now languishing doing five years bird in Parkhurst. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 11 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! Well there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. A block, like Mystico Point here, would normally cost in the region of one-and-a-half million pounds. This was put up for five pounds and thirty bob for Janet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 3 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well there is a considerable financial advantage in using the services of El Mystico. A block, like Mystico Point here, would normally cost in the region of one-and-a-half million pounds. This was put up for five pounds and thirty bob for Janet. There isn't an upstairs, it's a bungalow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 17, 2022 Author Share Posted May 17, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: There isn't an upstairs, it's a bungalow. Builders haven't been then. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Builders haven't been then. Well, we've got Crump-Pinnet on the invoice. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 17, 2022 Share Posted May 17, 2022 14 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Well, we've got Crump-Pinnet on the invoice. Do you want to come back to my place? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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