1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Oh, that's my wife. Darling! Come and meet Mr... what was it? Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 43 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Equator, Brian Equator. Like round the middle of the Earth, only with an L. But Roberts is over fifteen hundred miles away, and it's beginning to look all over bar the shouting. The sands of time are running out for this delving dago, this savior of seek, this perspicacious Paraguayan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: But Roberts is over fifteen hundred miles away, and it's beginning to look all over bar the shouting. The sands of time are running out for this delving dago, this savior of seek, this perspicacious Paraguayan. Oh, no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: Oh, no. I shall be using an ordinary two-footed jump. It's not particularly silly though, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 10 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: It's not particularly silly though, is it? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step. Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Now my fine friends, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got. Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums. Then arrange them NICELY in a VASE! OH, GET IN! GET IN!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 4 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Pretty begonias, irises, freesias and chrysanthemums. Then arrange them NICELY in a VASE! OH, GET IN! GET IN!!!!!!! The door's open. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 26 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: The door's open. We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 3 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room. Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 12 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate. Get out! I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 27 minutes ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Get out! I'm not having my house filled with filthy perverts, now I'm giving you just half a minute then I'm going to call the police, so get out! Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Yes, why don't you go out and steal something nice like some Venetian silver. No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: No, what my brother means is it would be a shame if... You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: You've never even been to the Tropics. You've never been south of Sidcup. East of Leamington. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 40 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: East of Leamington. Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen? Robert. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Is this the furthest distance that a minister has fallen? Robert. Well Simon...I'm opening a boutique. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 11, 2022 Author Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Well Simon...I'm opening a boutique. So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?More apparatus, please, nurse: the E.E.G., the B.P. monitor, and the A.V.V. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 11, 2022 Share Posted May 11, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: So, it's a bit bare in here today, isn't it?More apparatus, please, nurse: the E.E.G., the B.P. monitor, and the A.V.V. Ooh, I...I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 5 hours ago, blackhawkrush said: Ooh, I...I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest. Silence! I have come for you.To take you away. That is my purpose. I...am...death. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 7 hours ago, 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 said: Silence! I have come for you.To take you away. That is my purpose. I...am...death. Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 5 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Well look, I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see a colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has an office very much like this one as a matter of fact. We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big living room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said: We're going to have all this knocked through and made into one big living room. Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 2 hours ago, IbanezJem said: Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot. You asked for the coffee machine...so let's see what you've won. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted May 12, 2022 Author Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You asked for the coffee machine...so let's see what you've won. Aston Martin? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted May 12, 2022 Share Posted May 12, 2022 1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said: You asked for the coffee machine...so let's see what you've won. 8 minutes ago, IbanezJem said: Aston Martin? Mr. Ibanez, you have won tonight's star prize, the blow on the head! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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