treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this: Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end? Keeping her mouth shut is toughBut opening her thighs is a thousand times tougher He'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her She's got a mean streak,Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak, Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mindYou tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack, You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind Wendy got a mean streak,she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak, Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but... How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?She just wanna break, break, break all your albumsShe's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,Before you were married for 10 yearsAll you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mugHow could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears? Earl's ex got a mean streak,she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak, Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 He Is by Ghost. But it's probably some shitty Steel Panther song. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Van Earlen - Hot For WendyEarlosmith - Wendy's Got a GunEarlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy Honourable mention:ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony) :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Van Earlen - Hot For WendyEarlosmith - Wendy's Got a GunEarlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy Honourable mention:ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony) :smoke: :smoke: :smoke::laughing guy: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 (edited) Never Let You Go - Steelheart Edited April 4, 2019 by JohnRogers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Theme song from Escape from New York by John Carpenter. Of course. A distant second would be "Wendy" by The Beach Boys... "Wendy, Wendy what went wrongOh so wrongWe went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry'Til you made it with another guyOh Wendy, Wendy left me aloneHurt so bad" ...but naturally, it'd be the Steel Panther cover of this Beach Boys tune. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 :musicnote: Wendy let me in,I wanna be your friend :musicnote: Born To Run - Bruce 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Wendy, Wendy, bo-bendyBanana-fana fo fendyMee my mo mendy- Wendy! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yrx9pezxF8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :| 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod.I think I'm more of a bean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.What happened with Joe Walsh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.What happened with Joe Walsh? I read that biography of Keith Moon and him and Joe Walsh together were lethal - blowing up toilet bowls - hanging out hotel windows - shooting holes in walls - burning mattresses - stuff like that. I can't remember all of it. I think the biography was called "Moon" or something like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.What happened with Joe Walsh? I read that biography of Keith Moon and him and Joe Walsh together were lethal - blowing up toilet bowls - hanging out hotel windows - shooting holes in walls - burning mattresses - stuff like that. I can't remember all of it. I think the biography was called "Moon" or something like that.Keith Moon is mad Lorraine, mad as a hatter! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.You crack me up. You and Early are both one of a kind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.You crack me up. You and Early are both one of a kind.One of the same kind?? Doesn't that make us copies?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 No. Just makes you both one of a kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this: Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end?Keeping her mouth shut is toughBut opening her thighs is a thousand times tougherHe'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her She's got a mean streak,Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak,Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mindYou tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack,You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind Wendy got a mean streak,she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak,Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but... How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?She just wanna break, break, break all your albumsShe's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,Before you were married for 10 yearsAll you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mugHow could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears? Earl's ex got a mean streak,she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak,Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks HAHAHAHA! Holy Shit Duck! You have outdone yourself! Sorry, I haven't been around in a while. Lot's of shit happing with the business. Simply incredible Pat and you nailed it with ONE of my favorite songs of all time! EPIC!!!!! It's ok buddy! June 1st is going to be a great day! Child support ends and I will save 375 a week! AMEN! Anyway, when I read your caption my brain instantly thought of "Hemispheres" side one. Does that count as a favorite song??? There are so many Duck. Love the lyrics. Funny but I'm seeing Y&T on Saturday nite at The Fillmore. We call it The "Philmore" for the late great Phil Kennemore. The boys are going to leave me an after party pass so I can hang out with the guys after the show! I should print your lyrics and read it to them. LOL!! PRICELESS! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 He Is by Ghost. But it's probably some shitty Steel Panther song. Hahaha! You know I love Steel Panther but nope! You made a great call there dude. "HE IS" is well at least my favorite GHOST song! Good job! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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